TNG "Sub Rosa"; Doctor Crusher speaking to Troi in her grandmother's house, with caption: Nana always kept it lit.

Pittsburgh thinks its better than Philly yet the Pens straight up try to injury people once its obvious they can't win

Tonya Harding ass city

Martone making a strong case to be my first ever Flyers jersey

Rich people should have to post their manifesto

One day, the money Trump stole per American is gonna be a well known number.

Every $10 billion is another $29 per person.

They'll be a lot of debate about what to count or leave out.

It was the year of our Blink, one hundred & eighty two

Psychobilly surf band named The Weregulls

I'm not procrastinating
I'm working at DBZ speeds

Getting high & chilling is my hyperbolic time chamber
Cuddling pets is me prepping my spirit bomb

Is there a popular myth you can't stand?

Anything King Arthur is repulsive to me. I can't figure out why. I love plenty of stuff influenced by it. Love fantasy. Absolutely hate merlin & Camelot & everything I've seen based on it.

New headline unlocked:
Flyers set the Martone in game 1 win against the Pens

Penguins fans on their feet as a surprise guest John Fetterman is in the stands! He's on his feet spooning mayonnaise into his mouth from a 50oz bucket. Fans are going nuts!

Half expected them to show the Malkin goal again after Sanheim scored

Ned Flanders as a Flyers fan heckling:
"Skinner the sinner! Skinner the sinner!

Announcement:

Starting today, we take back the W in sword.

No longer will we say "Sord" like we're some kind of mighty morphin' power ranger.

We're paying for the W, so let's not waste it.

More of a James Thrash girl

My gut tells me that AJ Brown would have loved McNabb. Back then we had no other WRs so it would be Brown & Westbrook bodying teams.

26 is the perfect age. If i could be 26 forever I'd take that deal in a heartbeat

Yeah but no puberty

If this is getting old than why would anyone want to be young?

Hell yeah!

You're all wrong.
The grocery store playing music that I like has nothing to do with age. Its called a cultural victory.

2006 Chelsea: mall goth that wore a "social engineering specialist" t-shirt from j!nx

2026 Chelsea: designs workflows that change how people at work behave & relate to clients

The t-shirt you choose in high school dictates the rest of your life

Found Josh Harris' burner account

Bob Dylan is the smart kid with bad hand writing that got As for papers no one could read.

By all means, carry the weight of your actions. Live with it like a man that knows he can die.

Be mindful tho. Punishing yourself can lead to resentment. You could lose yourself all over again in your sincere attempt at contrition.

You won't be to set anything right if that happens.

Redemption is earned through discomfort & secured w/ love. Both love for others & yourself.

When you feel terrible, ask yourself a question. Are you punishing yourself the way the shitty version of you would punish someone or how the better version would?

Free Willy but its a white woman fluent in therapy speak abandoning her adopted child at at a soup kitchen

"Oh, that's my skeet jar. Yeah, I put a dollar in every time I post on bsky."

Id make so many calls that you'd leave a 5 star review without me asking.

I drifted off into another reality imagining you adopt a kid inorder to avoid making calls. Then picturing that kid tell a therapist about it.