featured in the brand new music video "stair time"

trudy is also there

A handsome black and white cat looks up at the camera

Good morning! It’s another beautiful day, by which I mean it’s another day for me to be beautiful.

A smug black and white cat lounges on a leather Eames-style chair.

My chair now. Tough luck, Dad.

Good to know! Excellent work, Suzanne. Keep it up.

Hope you’re doing okay!

First rule of Mischief Club: Never talk about Mischief Club.

A large black and white cat stares at the camera with big green eyes. Behind him is a smaller brown cat with big staring eyes.

The peeps twins.

one year ago
on this very day
something tiny
came to stay

A very handsome black and white cat.

If you’ve been very good, look at this picture of me as a treat.
If you’ve been bad, look at it as a reminder to do better.

brother prison

A very cute black and white kitten sits on a kitchen table.

From the kitten archives: January, 2023: A tiny handsome boy.

I have nothing but respect for the old fat furry cat-puss.

He's always trying to steal my limelight, the saggy old cloth fool.

a handsome black and white cat.

Monochromatic/monolithic.

She’s not as streamlined as she looks in the photos. Just saying.

Handsome black and white cat lounging on a kitchen table. Most of his body appears to be levitating off the side of the table.

Dangling.

Dreamies don't come cheap, you know.

Just caught up on the week's world news.

A crazy-faced black and white cat, blurred and baring his teeth

Current mood:

In most cases, yes.

A handsome black and white cat looking up, on blue stairs.

A very happy Sunday to all my friends and worshippers.

It’s a bit more up-market than that. Gucci and Saatchi.

Guess who?

A black and white cat with a crazy face sits on an Eames-style chair. Below it is a tabby cat with a smug face.

Smug/surprised: Rosie and I play to our strengths.

A handsome black and white cat in profile.

Midweek motivational magnificence. You’re welcome.

And I’m not even the smartest cat in the house.

Thank you! I made them myself.

You should follow my sister Cricket here and on the Tik Toks. She is almost as cute as I am. And more likely to be seen sporting natty knitwear.