State convention is on Saturday at Jordan High! I'm proud to have the support of Salt Lake County Councilmember Natalie Pinkney in my campaign for Congress. We're excited to take on the entrenched insider politics in Utah and put working people ahead of wealthy special interests. See you there!
A painting of a bird beside the text "thankfully stupid shit is your area of expertise"
Me, being left behind…❤️
GREEK CAPTAIN OF A PANAMANIAN-FLAGGED MALAYSIAN OIL TANKER EN ROUTE TO AUSTRALIA WITH IRAQI CRUDE: "So is the Strait open or not?"
IRGC COMMANDER, REFRESHING TRUTH SOCIAL: "Look here man, I know just as much as you do, ok?"
And just because im me, I did a second version. 🫶🏻
stayed up way too late last night finishing this but I like how it turned out. ✌🏻
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."
Another day with Schrödinger's Strait.
![Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreid4y3gbxwc5dg4mbzycsbij2lkhte22722ei7rupowkzm7juimqvy)
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"
A painting of a bird beside the text "y'all have lost your fuckin' brains somewhere"
If he's building himself a bunker, I wonder if he'll do what another former leader did in a bunker?
Just saying....
A meme in the style of Windows virtual assistant Clippy, but instead of an anthropomorphic paperclip, there is a Korok from the video game franchise The Legend of Zelda. Koroks are weird little leaf guys who say “Yahaha! You found me!” when they are discovered in the Zelda game Tears of the Kingdom, so this one is depicted with the Clippy-style speech balloon saying, “Yahaha! You found a spelling mistake!”—an Autokorok, if you will.
Behold some of my finest pun work—the Autokorok.
This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek
A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm not gonna waste another second of my life on this bullshit"
The Star Trek: Discovery episode "Face the Strange" debuted on this day in 2024. The print was released with the rest of my episode posters for the final season. I finally just added the extra inventory from the season for anyone who missed out: jjlendl.com/shop. #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery
Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.
MAGA is doing more damage to Christianity than any atheist ever could
Puppet Masters
A painting of a bird beside the text "there's not enough space in my brain for this shit"
A painting of a bird beside the text "this place will be totally fucked without me"
A painting of a bird beside the text "oh my fuck, this shit again?"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you could just not do that shit"
🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait!
🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait!
🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait!
🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait!
🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭
🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait!
🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait!
🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡
The 32'nd century Intrepid class USS Voyager J is at warp. There are streaks of white, blue, and red as stars and other objects whip by in space at faster than light travel.
Captain's log: Stardate 866427.9
After a rendezvous with Discovery, Voyager is en-route to New Xindus with a shipment of dilithium to help the five species get back on their feet. Head Councilwoman Ralik Gora has indicated the Xindi do plan to rejoin the Federation.
This mission is my last as captain and I look forward to ending my captaincy career with the rejoining of the Xindi. Voyager is also expecting a refit soon. My first officer Commander Hernandez is leaving to oversee the Pathway drive project and its instillation in Voyager & others across the fleet.
curated image by CHRONICLYN KEEF of YourChildhoodRuined.com; a mock book cover in the style of Nancy Drew, but titled "420 - Nancy Drew Ruined Mysteries: The Case of the Overcomplicated Bong"; the cover depicts a red-headed woman in a pastoral mountain scene with sheep and a lake in the background; she wears a kilt with red tartan and black hose and Glengarry hat and other Scottish attire, and plays the bagpipes; she resembles Beverly Crusher of TNG "Sub Rosa" fame
Blouin is my State Senator and you bet your ass I'll be voting for him in the primary! I actually want someone who vocally gives a damn about Utahns here in the Salt Lake valley to represent our voices in Congress!
A painting of a bird beside the text "not today"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text " put that suggestion back in your butt"
