🚨PUTIN & TRUMP’S TEXAS ASS-FUCK HORSE RIDE!💥 Vlad storms Texas, teams with Trump, and they raw-dog each other bareback on horses to Alberta—dicks flappin, hair flailing, cackling and farting like demented gooners! #MAGA #Russia #Russia #Russia
#FuckedUpArticles #PutinTrumpRide #BatShitWarCriminals
“I WENT TO COLLEGE…AND I WENT TO JAIL.”
Aye Man, ty for your kickass deadly fucking service, that’s some fuckin awesome shit! ❤️
See my accounts not for everyone but hey practicing free speech and based content is my job. lol thank you for the posts I’m following ya! If you’re interested follow back if you’re easily offended don’t. ❤️
Don’t be a fucking bitch unclefucker, just release the fucking files unclefucker!!!
Release the FILES UNCLEFUCKER
I support freedom of speech. 🎤 WOKE IS DEAD. 💀 SH’GONE!
I’m NOT saying anything. I’m JUST saying look - Bam Margera is back. STEVE-O, they’re all healthy. Beavis an Butthead are coming back. South Park ripping MAGA SHIT. Yeah. It’s a time to be alive and late night shows. Being attacked. WTF Trump
THANK YOU JESUS 🙏
HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!
You got a better idea? Because shooting him in the fucking head didn’t work.
Look she even writes in Donald Trumps “Pubic Hair” signature!
You can NOT make this stuff up. She’s “Bidding farewell” to this thuggish Russian-dick, who fully fucking trashed Ukraine to pieces, and fucked millions of lives up. She writes a notes buds farewell. Nice. #FuckRussia #FreeUkraine #nDad
Melania’s letter to Putin:
“Dear Vlad, save the children. Be the melody. End the war. You got this.”
Ma’am, he’s not auditioning for The Voice Russia — he’s bombing Fk hospitals. This ain’t diplomacy, it’s delusion in cursive.
Bids him farewell! 🤦♂️
#Melania #Trump #PutinTheButcher #WhiteHouseWTF
Fish sticks are good hey? Yo Butt do you like fish sticks my man?
Come on @bsky.app TF is that? Flagged mah shit??? Not porn.
TF? This ain’t adult content, you brain-dead cock goblers! Can’t you tell a real cock from some sneaky fuckers under the camera wiggling fingers while another man juggles eyeballs? DUH.Get your dumb asses moving—let’s strut to the fiery pits and suck each other’s damned dicks, yay, you stupid goons!
“TAKE A FUCKIN REST, RELAX GUY” 4 Days Trump. ICE. MAGA. Republicans. No one is safe. Prepare to be fucking utterly slammed. @southparkwiki.bsky.social #TeenyTinyNuts #TinyPenis #RelaxGuy #TakeARestOkay
Where TF is JD Vance when you need him? Fuckin Disneyland still?
Un-FUCKIN-belittle-ABLE! This is fucked up!
🚨 FUCKING FAREWELL TO THIS WAR CRIMINAL SHIT! 💀 “Bidding farewell” to this thuggish dick who trashed Ukraine and fucked millions of lives?
Stop giggling like an Elvis-obsessed schoolgirl over his departure you dumb CUNT!
LORD JESUS—KILL THAT LUH.
#FuckedUpArticles #WarCriminalRoast #BatShitRage
Story has it, Vince let Macho Man Randy Savage go full doggy-style on Stephanie in a goddamn WWE backstage brawl. Invite us next time man.
Gangster Vince hey, “More ratings, my Nigga!” He didn’t need to say it. Oh well. So how bout dat Hogan?? #Racist
#FuckedUpArticles #VinceGoneWild #BatShitTruths
Man fuck typos. 😆
YUP fucking fuck em. Satan does
🚨 TRUMP’S APPROVAL TANKING LIKE HIS HAIRLINE! 📉 Down to 69% with under-35s saying “fuck this shit!” This orange clown regime’s a total shitshow—voters ditching faster than a shitty McDrive-thru! 😂 Flush these idiots! #FuckedUpArticles #TrumpIdiotRegime #BatShitTrump
I want to reply so bad. I hope they don’t think I don’t like them. Cause truly I don’t know what I like anyways.
🚨 FUCKED-UP NEWS: OSAMA’S LAST SCREAM! 💥 Before that headshot blew his goddamn brains out, Osama yelled at Amusha and said, “Kill Trump, NOW!” Too late—bullet hit, skull splattered like fun-cake, and he’s fucked in the hell now. Trump’s survived Tis’ day. #FuckedUpArticles #OsamaBinBin #LetHimDoIt
🚨 TWISTED NEWS: TWIN TOWERS TOPPLED BY HOBBITS? 🛠️ Forget planes—nasty little hobbits with sledgehammers smashed the shit out of the Twin Towers! Those jets were just desperately trying to patch it up mid-air! 🤦♂️ #FuckedUpArticles #HobbitHavoc #FuckingHobbits #WhyFrodo #FuckFrodo #Frodo ? #Fuck #Him
Mmmm fuck. I want more of that.
HOLY FUCK! Are you related to Sacha Cohen Baron? No? That’s fucked up. WE SUPPORT CALIFORNIA! Fuck the Donald!
