Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

Yes, they did.

The dysfunction was clear for all to see, they chose to ignore it because “fuck the libs”.

No, they own this. Dont make excuses for them. They were warned.

When your 4 year old accidentally tells THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD that YOU STOLE THE ELECTION FOR DONALD TRUMP

Keep in mind this was FOUR HOURS before ANY NEWS OUTLET HAD CALLED THE RACE.

So much for “They’ll never know!” Elon musk. And just so *you* know: WE ALWAYS FUCKING KNEW 🎯💯🎯💯🤬🤬🤬🤬

Happy warryer!

Wait—he likes ketamine & ayahuasca but not weed?

LOL.

How do we secure future elections?

The United States is destroying itself | Rebecca Solnit The daily news can’t adequately convey the administration’s sabotaging of our government, economy, alliances and environment

“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”

Palantir just released what can only be described as a corporate mass shooter manifesto.

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

Even Saudi oil investors❓

Once again, ICE proves the notion that Donald Trump would deport only dangerous, violent criminals was always a lie

“This is someone who maybe had one speeding ticket in the last 30 years and [is] being treated like a notorious criminal”

You mean Trump is bringing back the DRAFT?

Oops! Can’t vote MAGA!

Caitlyn Jenner Slammed After Asking Trump To Fix Her Passport Gender: ‘This Is A Safety Factor’ “Even to vote, now, you need proper identification — and I don’t have that,” she said.

“Even to vote, now, you need proper identification — and I don’t have that,” she said.

Here you are! At your Saturday. Enjoy with joy & relax, refresh, recharge, repower, refuel, & revitalize. Take time to find, appreciate & take pleasure in all around you. Relish every damn second! Because, once it passes. It’s gone.

Be careful. Be safe. Be shiny. Be glimmer.

Be you.
Take no shit.

BELOW: Donald Trump Jr. on the DoorDash app looking for "cocaine" under condiments.

Good #Caturday morning, friends!!

I failed the simple assignment of Caturday. Again.

But feel free to add your own Cat pics for Caturday, after our giggle to start the day🤭🔥

Have a day y'all!

#SheShed

This reminds me of those stories where they don’t tell the firing squad which of them is actually firing a bullet…

A way to kill at arms length.

Trump also queried the grandmother of 10 about her opinion on the war with Iran, the scheduled White House UFC tournament, and whether she voted for him. trib.al/uzGCf5L

“And I think you voted for me? Do you think?” asked Trump, touching her shoulder.

“Uh, maybe,” Simmons said with a laugh.

That is not the flex he thinks it is.

#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

Congratulations Donald 😂

Il Papa vs. ill papa!

Man of the Cloth vs Man of Sloth

Il Papa vs. ILL Papa!

Pope James David Vance the First The vice president has decided he’s a more accomplished theologian than Leo XIV.

Vance has now seized the top seat in the Death of Expertise Hall of Fame: He has lectured the pope—the pope, the leader of a billion and a half Catholics—about being too sloppy with theology.

The queen of all vices: Pride.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

"I don't think people are sufficiently prepared notwithstanding what happened in 2021, for the possibility that he will try to fuck with this election. And he will. He's already basically telling us that's what he's going to do, just the same way he told us he would do that in 2020."