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AI-induced psychosis is coming for your children.
Saw Gandalf again today. Pretty sure he's not well.
If Artemis II explodes I'm never gonna leave the house again.
Tuesday will be Baked Salmon Day, and Potato Day, all wrapped up in one. There will be nothing like it!!! Open your Fuckin’ bellies, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. JOHN
Just jogged past a man wearing full Gandalf. Most exciting thing I've seen in months. He even said "hello there" in his best old wizard voice.
gif portrait of myself discovering the Henry David Thoreau documentary narrated by Jeff Goldblum on PBS...
The funniest thing about the Bryon Noem photos is actually the giant crooked "Daily Mail+" logo stamped over his big ol' honkin' gazongas.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
"Have you seen a worn-out old whore who usually stands outside here?"
Just discovered my new favorite line in any RPG ever.
Check the bed sheets for kool-aid stains.
Hello David this is Donald Trump Jr. please tap this suspicious link right now to pledge your loyalty to my father. If you don't do this within the next hour your family will be exterminated.
Reminiscing fondly on the Iraq from my childhood.
Freeze-dried jizz globs. Gotta be.
In a city as safe as DC, a crime this brazen could have only come from the top.
I wish I had the hard disk space to cut together all the times in the Conjuring movies where somebody is frantically trying to open a door that's been sealed shut by the ghost.
Will we still have television in February???
A buck in the woods.
A buck in the woods, but closer.
What a beauty.
The "word of the year" is a number. That's where we're at. There's no recovering from this. When it's all gone perhaps something better will rise from the ashes.
Surprised to see after watching that it's not actually rated PG-13. Would it be PG-13 without the meth addict character? 🤔
Weapons really set me up for disappointment by opening with, "A lot of people die in a lot of really weird ways in this story." and then only 4 people die with 2 of them being shot by a gun and 1 being hit by a car. 😑
Movie blog update, October 25th, 2025: Weapons was not that great. It could have been 90 minutes. 6.5/10 would not buy on home video.
Hannibal Lecter!
A boy holding a cat, standing in an empty swimming pool.
#JustWatched Bring Her Back on HBO... FIVE BAGS of pee soaked popcorn with little bits of broken teeth mixed in. 9.0/10 #MustWatch #Horror 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Lindsey Halligan, the attorney selected by Donald Trump to bring criminal charges against James Comey, has never prosecuted a case.
But, like Trump, she did get her start in reality TV — with a brief cameo on South Beach Tow.
Here is Halligan’s newly resurfaced TV moment:
