if you watched euphoria last night i have already reported you to the authorities for breaking the Ashley's Nieces Are Sweet Innocent Children Even As Adults law

haha he's a great director!

apparently those count for amazon sales and it never got higher than #7000 on amazon non-fiction sales

this is it, this is the one cc @phoeberoi.bsky.social

same! i was so shocked by the vulture book gossip piece, i checked how it did on amazon/nytimes. it never made the ny times list and never went higher than #7000 on amazon non-fiction sales. truly niche discourse

Jasmine Vojdani

if you wanna read the book gossip piece on it link.nymag.com/public/45097...

adult braces only sold 3000 copies. not a damn one of you who was arguing with me about it actually read it

came to see if @netflix.com is here cuz they announced the show im on, but theyre not so ill do it for them:

Funny AF with Kevin Hart, a new competition series where Kevin and a team of comedy legends are searching for the next comic star and YOUR vote will crown the winner. Starting April 20.

As someone else wrote, Ashley is imminently fair to Lindy. I've been glued to Ashley's perspective on ADULT BRACES because of her own background as a solo poly and comedian. The relationship sounded godawful to me (and I have a solo poly partner), so I wanted to hear someone cut through the noise.

we win <3

enjoy!!

tune into comics unleashed this season to see if i convince byron allen to try polyamory

you dont even wanna know how much she compares aham to her dad in adult braces lol

Ashley does it again!

I really appreciate this Lindy West deep dive from Ashley: dense, fair, empathetic to Lindy, and proportionate about the context of her work (seriously, it feels like every other write-up of her book was from some smarmy loser who never got over Jezebel calling them a TERF in 2015.)

lindy west can't kill millennial feminism but she can show us how little we gain from making the personal political when the personal is driven by social media engagement

now updated with my thoughts on Aham's film that Lindy co-wrote, Thin Skin

The Lindy West Deep Dive -From Your Poly Big Sister

don't think i shared my full lindy west deep dive on here, so here ya go! www.deeptrouble.net/p/the-lindy-...

sorry but if i changed your diaper you can't be spread eagle on the pole on hbo

and remember we are NOT watching the new season of euphoria. why? because it is illegal to watch my niece play a stripper even if she is 25. i talked to the supreme court. she is on the lifetime cutie patootie baby registry and sam levinson is going to PRISON

after watching his movie, i can say this is true

I liked this.

"don't call her an adult baby" but she asks us to consider that perhaps she is an "adult baby who needs to be told when to get a divorce" dont be mad at me for engaging with the text

I Only Watch Reruns w/ Lindy West & Meagan Hatcher-Mays - Earwolf Ziwe interviewing George Santos, Julianna Margulies “as someone who plays a lesbian journalist" comments, it's been a chaotic week in TV news!

can someone listen to this and see if we talked about polyamory, i gotta go to a meeting www.earwolf.com/episode/i-on...

i hate the free press and cancelled it after doing a free trial, but I downloaded it as a PDF here! drive.google.com/file/d/1YaM9...

i will keep talking about adult braces actually because i see the bigger picture now. we get this book to go viral, to sell. it makes so much money, she can afford to pay 4 years of alimony. it's a long way out but we can get her there.

i didnt when i applied but in 2022 when they did the heroes application i did both because i figured fuck it why not and now because they never looked at it, they have to approve all of them

borrower defense application

i was already working on a horror script about the time i got snowed in with a couple i was dating and then all this happened and it's scarier than anything i could imagine

all my friends are like "ashley thank you for forcing me to fill that application out in 2022"