Great. I can not pay attention and forget this for the next 18,000 years.

I promise to remember Trump if he steps down and everyone in his administration commits mass seppuku by 5 p.m. tomorrow.

Man, it’s such a weird coincidence that for an administration that says they barely knew Epstein, every single one of them have investments in, or set up by him.

The Stupid Avengers are at it again, taking stupidity to previously-unimagined heights.

Same people celebrating this “achievement” are the same people who think a trans woman tying for fifth place is an existential crisis.

What kind of horrible team would drop points to Forest?

That’s fine, but don’t push that onto the “maths”. The “maths” say both teams winning out means they’re level on points.

Any expectations on how likely it is for either team to win out, and the expected score of those matches is not “the maths”.

Yep. Screwed out of two points.

This. I really can’t believe people who cover Arsenal just think this is fine.

Granted, what can you do about a governing body who won’t punish this club for 7482846268 FFP violations. Just another year of paving the path for City, and screwing over anyone who gets in the way.

Arsenal were never going to be allowed to leave Manchester with a point. The title race is the only drama in the PL this season, with the exception of the last relegation spot, which Tottenham is filling nicely.

They have to have something to get views this last month.

Do you not notice the jersey color?

Am I misunderstanding the concept of a “shadow docket”, or is she stupid AF because having an actual 6-3 written decision is the exact opposite of a “shadow” docket?

The absolute bullshit of City scoring a goal while holding an Arsenal jersey, then NOT ONE MINUTE LATER, City gets mad at Arsenal for holding a jersey.

What’s worse is the refs letting them get away with it.

Oh, so Haaland can rip a jersey off our defender, and it’s a goal.

Cool story.

I think it’s totally fine that the leader of the FBI has no clue how lawsuits work.

City player falls down: “That’s such a shocking play from Arsenal, I don’t know why the official hasn’t given him a card there.”

Arsenal player falls down: “Surely the official can see that’s not a foul.”

Bro took the sign way too literal.

Also, great visual of the giant U.S. flag.

“We’re #1! We’re the greatest!” *crashes into scoreboard*

Dinner and a show. Can’t beat that action on a Saturday in Blacksburg.

I guess “This is Home…forever. You’re never leaving because you can’t get down.” couldn’t fit on their small videoboard.

The “This Is Home” on the video board is slaying me.

What would you call me if I said I had a chance with Sydney Sweeney?

DDLLDDLLLLLDLLD

Gonna be fun to watch Tottenham play London derbies against QPR and Charlton next season.

I mean, *I* won’t be watching that train wreck, but I’m sure they can be more competitive against level competition.

Gonna be fun to watch Tottenham play London derbies against QPR and Charlton next season.

I mean, *I* won’t be watching that train wreck, but I’m sure they can be more competitive against level competition.

To be fair, there’s little to no chance he understands what he means by “Pharisee”. To him, it’s just a buzzword to try and prove his “religious nature”.

“I used this word from the Bible, so I totally read it”

Guessing they will sacrifice multiple districts to stack Trump’s district in Miami, so he can be “protected” when he leaves office.

If I get the chance to go back in time and stop one event from happening, it won’t be Hitler, or 9/11, or the Kennedy
assassination.

It would be making sure he never came down that escalator 11 years ago.

The third guy was my favorite. He thoroughly enjoyed his part in this song.

No, he probably drinks more because of that. He thinks three glasses are just one.

“Spends twice as much time in the office” (as Comey and Wray).

This should be easy to verify with surveillance video. Oh wait, they don’t like surveillance when it’s about them.