Have I already said I’m craving Over RequiemZ?

Ortho promised mama and papa Shroud to take pictures :)
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#twstプラス

In her defense, I do do a lot of clickity clacking and often go to the bar 😂😂 #niece #auntie #workfromhome TikTok video by Cara

"mick what do you do for work" um. this random lady's niece explains it really well www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gXm2Cy/

HAHSHDJD YEAH KINDA. PROBABLY

i saw the proposed lobster claw district and audibly laughed it looks so stupid and i love it

what do you mean i make plans more than once a week. what do you mean i have the motivation to run errands and go outside after work and on the weekends. who am i what is this personality defrosting

me: yeah i love fall and winter. the shorter days are so cozy, no allergies, i get to just throw a jacket over anything and call it an outfit. i hate spring and summer
my mental health during spring and summer:

🏒🏒🏒 introducing center Aloy Sobeck and left winger and captain Talanah Khane Padish of the HWHL Meridian Hawks! #HorizonForbiddenWest #HorizonZeroDawn

all my thanks and ALL my love to the incomparable @meg-noel-art.bsky.social for these absolutely perfect character concepts 💖💖💖 1/

if you live in va please get yourself to the polls today and vote yes for one more step towards dark woke 2.0

personally i think we got over the pitbull and dolly parton 9 to 5 remix too fast. collab of the fucking century. made for me specifically. absolute poetry when mr worldwide says "dolly, dale"

Why the hell do I have to work a 9-5 when my true calling is to be a court jester for my friends

HAPPY KRISTOPH GAVIN GOES TO FUCKING JAIL DAY!

just came to the extremely humiliating realization that i might not be an introvert as i have insisted for years but that i may actually be a shy extrovert who is bad at socializing. oh my god. girl,,,

my favorite ships:

cut the deck #twstファンアート

romance off the court (or field lol)

デュエス ♠️♥️
#twst #twstfanart #adeuce

trust i am going to be back in great shape by the Hypothetical camino trip next year 💪🏼💪🏼

honestly one of the most solid tutorial regions in the franchise because they stopped handholding

"guys is this a good idea" "yeah you could probably do it" WELL OF COURSE WE'LL AVE A LOOK lmao

do not let me be around people who enable my whims because i just signed up for a 10k in a little over a month

sorry i know it's 8 am i just cannot stand bootlickers it gives me secondhand embarrassment and firsthand disgust

this woman is now convinced that her wealth and fame exempt her from the law for better or worse and that's why she's so fucking delusional about trans policy

something something leopards eating people's faces party are we actually ever going to address the vehicular manslaughter

i am a horrible person but i died laughing #tomobari

A white and gray lop-eared bunny sits on a colorful tropical-themed blanket.

anyway she still ate tf up. my head feels at least half a ton lighter 🤤

i then later proceeded to tell her that when i was younger i wanted a brother and she was like "you can always have kids!" and i was like maam i’m a flaming hom— (i did not actually say this i just sat there knowing i’m probably the gayest person she's ever talked to)

absolutely hilarious explaining the haircut i wanted to a stylist and her going "huh. never had anyone ask me for that before???"