the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

Mayor Katie Wilson celebrates new Denny Way bus reliability project to improve Route 8 - SDOT Blog Mayor Katie Wilson announced Seattle's Denny Way Bus Reliability Project to improve transit for thousands of Route 8 riders.

Seattle Mayor Katie B. Wilson announces the launch of the Denny Way Bus Reliability Project to improve transit for thousands of riders traveling through the corridor.

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The number of executives who use AI to non-deterministicly graph an extremely basic SQL query on demand is too damn high.

Brother at least have AI create a reusable dashboard where someone can review the source data means what you think.

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

One of my favorite start up memories is when Tune would hold it's all hands in Cinerama with the popcorn with everyone walking the handful of blocks from the office. 10/10 experience.

HOLY SHIT, THE D&D ADRENALINE

my campaign of the past 6 years is deep in our final boss battle against the leader of the cult of Talos, my character's estranged evil dad Loznir, and we have been losing badly. Loznir needs Mira to become the avatar of Talos in order to help him destroy the world

Plano being Plano, this reads as someone pissed about Asians of all backgrounds being visibly richer and higher status than them in public spaces.

When I retire I want all of y'all to write it up just like this.

Damn I dropped off Sluggy Freelance in like 2004 and I still own the book and Bun Bun plushie.

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

And I just realized that movie stars doing a series of red carpet poses is a precursor to highspeed Chinese clothing modeling techniques.

Man understands the assignment.

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Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

Calm down, computer software isn't making decisions about who lives and who dies in war. It merely processes a ton of data and then makes a recommendation to a human who has no realistic way to verify it

Good for him but I am tired of learning about all the ways a 41-year-old candidate for U.S. Senate supposedly has a lot more growing and learning to do. Maybe do that before the Senate? And maybe try out a lower office before then?

Or maybe we just watch him blossom into another Sinema/Fetterman.

Guillotine

Maximum shareholder profits

So by location where you saw him which game shop do you think he frequents?

This is actually affinity scamming.

1. US Median household income stats don't count people experiencing homelessness. And US homelessness peaked in 2024.

2. 48% of the US has no money left each month after paying rent and bills. None.

I'm out here twitching about while the decline is there the curve fit end is obviously jacked by the COVID outlier data point in a way that makes things look worse than the probably are.

Also there is someone in the replies like “well, all women know this”

No they don’t. They super extremely do not.

If anyone needs it driven home exactly why credit is so important to women specifically, the thread below does a good job: bsky.app/profile/cour...

No shade to the OP for admitting this, but it shocks me that people my age don’t know this.

You fundamentally cannot understand how the world functions, how power works, if you don’t know history.

This is not a dog it’s a demogorgon

For a long long time, I thought about what my life would have been like if I had stayed silent. Family members even told me I should have.

I did it because I didn’t want him to be able to do it to anyone else.

And then you know what? He got off easy. And he did it again, many many times.

Listen up: I am one of those rare sex assault victims who actually took the guy who did it to court. It was a local scandal that put my initials on the front page of the local paper (not my whole name because I was a minor).

You have no idea what happens to women on the stand or in the press.

folks, check your app passwords and make sure you have 2FA enabled, the spam network is apparently compromising larger accounts now and deleting all the posts then using them for spam (see full thread)

Steller jays are little assholes and I love them even as they make a mess of my yard.