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Posts by Agate Goblin

Popping back up from months of absence to say that live spider shipping is now on my list of skills and I might be a spider grandma in a few months.

That's all. Bye.

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An elderly orange and white cat sitting in the sun looking extremely disgruntled.

An elderly orange and white cat sitting in the sun looking extremely disgruntled.

The absolute angriest.

3 months ago 19 4 0 0

So glad you like it!

4 months ago 1 1 1 0
An orange cat sitting on a desk near a laptop and blank note cards.

An orange cat sitting on a desk near a laptop and blank note cards.

He of No Thoughts is "helping" me work on y'all's holiday drawings.

4 months ago 6 0 0 0
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Holiday Cards Get a card from me, your friendly neighborhood goblin!

Absolute last call today if you want a holiday card from me.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

4 months ago 3 1 0 0

I love it.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

It really is. 💚

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Holiday Cards Get a card from me, your friendly neighborhood goblin!

I'm opening my holiday card requests extra early this year. October disappeared into a time void so I'm guessing November is gonna fly too.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

5 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Just popping back up to say how much I continue to hate Rob Sand.

6 months ago 9 0 0 0
Photo of the three vampires from “sinners” trying to get invited into the juke joint where a party is happening

Photo of the three vampires from “sinners” trying to get invited into the juke joint where a party is happening

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

6 months ago 1890 379 19 18

Man, fuck that guy.

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A screenshot of a FB messenger comment that reads "Apologies if our garage smells even weirder than usual, I'm dehydrating patchouli out there lol" with a laugh react from my neighbor

A screenshot of a FB messenger comment that reads "Apologies if our garage smells even weirder than usual, I'm dehydrating patchouli out there lol" with a laugh react from my neighbor

The experience of having me as a neighbor.

8 months ago 8 0 0 0
A B. hamorii (Mexican Red Knee) tarantula facing the camera while standing on a white rock.

A B. hamorii (Mexican Red Knee) tarantula facing the camera while standing on a white rock.

My B. hamorii, HamHam, is being really photogenic today. Look at that little face.

8 months ago 5 0 0 0

I don't trust any man who never smiles in photos.

Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.

9 months ago 4 0 0 0
A brown wicker basket full of golden oyster mushrooms, black raspberries, gooseberries, and smilax tips.

A brown wicker basket full of golden oyster mushrooms, black raspberries, gooseberries, and smilax tips.

Everything is bad everywhere, so please enjoy this warm sunny photo of a goblin dinner.

9 months ago 8 0 0 0
A brown wicker basket filled with fresh herbs.

A brown wicker basket filled with fresh herbs.

A white person's hand holding three large chilaca peppers.

A white person's hand holding three large chilaca peppers.

I love summer.

9 months ago 7 0 0 0
Baby American toad on a yellow disc golf disc

Baby American toad on a yellow disc golf disc

LOOK AT THIS BABY TOAD 😍

10 months ago 7 0 0 0
Three young peaches on a branch.

Three young peaches on a branch.

If the deer eat these this year I'm going to start my villain arc.

10 months ago 3 0 0 0
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With 8 legs they can get off some great power shots

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

My brain has no room for anything other than tarantulas and disc golf right now.

10 months ago 6 0 1 0

I'm really happy with it this year. Think I've finally figured out raised beds.

10 months ago 2 0 0 0
Raised garden beds full of vegetables

Raised garden beds full of vegetables

10 months ago 6 0 1 0

Really pissed I'm gonna have to re-register as a Democrat just to vote against him. 😤

10 months ago 3 0 0 0

The transphobic bit is a little after 7 minutes in.

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Interview with Rob Sand | NEWSRADIO 1040 WHO | Simon Conway Simon Conway's interview with Rob Sand during Tuesday's first hour.

Took Rob Sand all of two minutes running for governor to throw trans kids under the bus.

Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.

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10 months ago 5 0 1 0
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She can't have dogs 😭

11 months ago 2 0 0 0
A tweet that says "this cake evokes strong feelings from me. You wouldn't get it..." above a picture of a very retro Halloween sheet cake

A tweet that says "this cake evokes strong feelings from me. You wouldn't get it..." above a picture of a very retro Halloween sheet cake

If I could eat a 1990s Halloween sheet cake that looked like that it would fix me...

11 months ago 3 0 0 0

812 Story Street in Boone. Homemade by Mama craft boutique.

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

Thank you!

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Display of art pieces in a black wicker shelf

Display of art pieces in a black wicker shelf

A table with art, earrings, and business cards.

A table with art, earrings, and business cards.

My art is in a store now!

11 months ago 9 1 2 0