he brought you this

yet again, aggie

watched robocop earlier today and forgot that most of the lines are pop culture classics, silly me

sometimes, u take a dump that feels like the lifting of generations of trauma

edvard grieg (writing in the hall of the mountain king): goddamn how did i get so fuckin GOOD!!!!!

knight: fuck you stupid asshole
skeleton necromancer: ahahahahahhhhhhh fuck you actually, my name has been whispered on the lips of the dead for MILLENIA.
knight: yeah well i heard you were a bitch ass
skeleton necromancer: I AM OF MANY NAM- wait seriously. who told you that

lately

satan…….,,,,.,,………………..

zzz

would u eat the voivod bar.

i’ll let yall in on something. the sauce? was never secret

aggie

what’s the word thunderbird.

sir what do you mean these documents are “yassified”

I was looking for a PAWG and then I found a PAWG and heaven knows I’m miserable now

look man i know my chakras are out of alignment. that’s on purpose. i’m fuckin twisted man

stephen malkmus was right…. i want a range life.. so i could settle down. u know

need a final push

whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear

you’re safe since you don’t make tiktoks about it!!!

2025 trend forecast

smoking 1920s reefers with eddie cantor

been smokin jamaican dirt weed.

probably sittin there like “damn kids are really gettin into mental health these days.” it was 2014 we were just starting the whole it’s ok to not be ok thing.

when i was a freshman in college i wore a neurosis shirt to one of my psych seminars and when i turned in my assignment that day my prof was like “cool shirt.” now idk if she was a fan of the band or just liked the fact that i rocked up to her class wearing the name of a mental issue

whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear

personally i'm big chillin

aggie, the black cat in a comfortable laying down position

he’s a lounger

just got an email from “griffin butt”

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