Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

Oscar Isaac struggled with 'Beef.' So he turned to 'Frankenstein' for help

Your 5 year old nephew telling you a story

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Every DC character is like “Chucky Chuggs is the 8th and current Dr. Piss, champion of Urinal City and avatar of The Yellow Room, a sentient fluidic metadimension from which he draws his powers. However, the 3rd (a robot that fought in WW2) and 7th (an unrelated alien) Drs. Piss are still active.”

everyone's got the classic 7 social media accounts to separate their personas: main account, "normal" account for coworkers, horny/depression account, politics account, politics account (troll), account exclusively for spying on your exes, and the most secret of all: real movie opinions account

Look I know it's a warmed over debate and ancient take but sometimes I've just gotta say it, until we stop seeing the technical aspect of games as value neutral to their art the discussion about visuals is gonna suck ass. Yes that includes higher resolution and FPS or other "objective improvements"

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

Me and my opponent when we argue online

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

I love the hammerman theme because it has genuinely some of the worst rhymes and meter of any cartoon theme, you could not make your show about a rapper superhero sound worse at first blush.

Rare Walmart W here but Walmarts regularly have sensory friendly shopping hours from 8 to 10 AM where they reduce store noise and lights and I think that’s very neat and good and more places should do it

I will entertain that Ratchet games are probably better made but to child me they were too similar and too shootery for me to get as excited for, that and I just found the humor grating. Still played them all though.

I played all 3 on rentals but my clear internal hierarchy of preference was Jak > Sly > Ratchet

A screenshot of an ebay listing for a Jamiroquai hat

for the second step of my new life i will be crowdfunding the $4000 i need to buy a new Jamiroquai replica hat

a photo of a wave at the beach on a cloudy day

i am starting a new life this new moon, as a symbolic gesture i have thrown my big Jamiroquai Virtual Insanity replica hat that i have worn every day for the past 16 years into the ocean.

Pragmata answering important questions like what if a shooter was the world ends with you

I try not to dismiss indie recs out of hand because there's a lot of great stuff in the space but I do have to hold my breath at every rec waiting to see if it's going to end with "with roguelike/roguelite elements"

people have pop culture dump stats. they simply do not spec to know anything about one entire medium like comics or movies or music or television or games whatever. if you actually put your points into [all pop culture] knowledge then you don't know how to drive or have not seen a doctor in 10 years

I could picture Luke at wrestlemania, Obiwan would never shut up about classic New Japan, Han and Leia would go to AEW as a couples thing, Chewbacca would be into deathmatch wrestling where two guys hit each other with toilets and he’d be yelling RAWRGWAWGGR and waving his arms around the whole time

Jazz Jackrabbit fans are in shambles over the new green europlatformer guy who is 3x as Dutch and doesn't need a gun

Ironically the whole interaction kinda proves the thrust of Dan's video. Doug isn't really like... interested in improving and so produces this kind of video, his failure to care about criticism on his videos by a peer even to feel wounded by it is a symptom of that.

A 3D render of a painting of a skeleton wearing a pirate hat posing in front of a red and brown background. It's resting its hands on its knees like it's posing for a magazine photoshoot.

This is the funniest puzzle item in Resident Evil as a franchise

Umbrella Executive: "Ya get that painting of a skeleton finished up?"
Umbrella underling: "Yeah boss, real sexy, nautical and majestic just like you asked for"
Umbrella Executive: "I know what I asked for!"

I once ordered a pizza at a gas station and it was taking too long and the guy working looked at me and said “have a fountain soda, on the house” and I thought this man must be the most powerful man in the state

i was gonna post something about star wars but my phone autocorrected it to “star ward” multiple times in a row and i thought it was funnier than the thing i was actually trying to post, so here you go: star ward

it's very funny that he thinks this post is intelligent while also ignoring that any logistical problems the Navy is encountering are entirely the result of an illegal war of choice

Everyone who isn’t on here either dismissively thinks this place is the Star Wars Cantina of Woke or they have never heard of it. The only person mad enough about bluesky to attack it is nate silver and hes too stupid to do anything about it

On the voice acting front, Rodrigo's not in much of this game but he's probably the first person in one of these games I've heard give an unqualified good voice performance while aiming for serious.

1. Everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious because he's being played as such a little shit
2. They kinda do make it work that he does reasonably read as a mix of "traumatized" and "17 year old boy trying desperately to seem impressive to a woman a few years older than him"

The queerphobia of a specific line thrown at Alfred colors that performance and can definitely make it less fun (as a dear friend pointed out to me) but I will also stump for Steve's performance.

I subbed to your channel 10 minutes into this video after having it linked, probably hard to replicate the clickability of a video that introduces the concept of a total genre killer for an audience that barely knows the genre but the newer videos are still great.