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Posts by probioticstan
I’m conjuring a joint kpop photocard + pokemon tcg binder in order to become the most annoying cardboard enthusiast on the planet
her willoughby fully untuckered 🙂↕️
GWSN and WJSN should join forces to become Girl, We Just Sold Nothing
can we discuss the healing properties of biting into a warm donut?
Belinda should be doing hyperpop instead of whatever indómita was 😢
The world is not ready for RESCENE 1st Full Album, lives will be changed
Now that Hilary Duff has successfully revived her music career, can Miranda Cosgrove make a new album? 🫣
hot 🥵
I’m threatening to sing again 🙂↕️
Oh the bass is booming 🫦
omg blond era revival?!?!
Trying b*mble for shits n giggles and it’s not looking great!
ATE!
the work day’s over, let’s celebrate THAT
not the stigmatussy 😭 lmao
okay but you could tie two of them together to make nunchucks 👀
Stacey Layne Matthews henny% speedrun
congrats on putting the bi in birthday! 🎉🫶🏻
QTP with your favorite water type Pokémon 🌊💦💧
pregnancy or not, she STAYS delivering 🙂↕️
does Avril Lavigne count?
at the end of the day I’m just a gay guy
It’s Nacli! The rock type Pokémon from the Paldea Region
☑️ boba tea: NACLI
you’re always right, so I’ll believe you 🙂↕️
Girl who is “going to be okay”
nothing like getting blocked after sending a face pic on a sunday afternoon
no longer a bear, not quite an otter… what is this secret third thing?
Even the backlit diva longs to feel the sun on her face from time to time
craving penile validation but also genuine human connection but also head but also feeling someone’s full weight on top of me