Elon and his mutant teenage ghouls hacked Bluesky and have all believing it was Iran.

Lolz

My first time was a Dead show. Beautiful city

If AI is so great, remove it from everything where it's been implemented without user consent and make it a user pays subscription service and see how many people REALLY want it

Taco bell has job openings

He also said "They're eating the dogs" and won anyway.

I'm surprised people actually believe Iran did it and not Elons teenage mutants

I had a crush on Rio

You put the pen in penicillin

Eat the rich

Went to the doctor
Thats when he told me
I got a dm from a centrist
Thats why it hurts when I pee.

Did you get a dm from a centrist?

They used to be. Remember "cop killer" bullets?

Oh snap, didn't know her name was Gene.

Sloppy seconds. Me and sleep broke up years ago.

GO BULLS!

Good, fuck em

A face only a bullet could love.

Tucker Carlson will be our next president

I called her and she said she was doing her hair and couldn't come to my place tonight.

I'd tell them to stop speeding up videos to make cars look like they're moving faster than they really are. Seriously fucking pathetic.

Tucker Carlson will be our next president.

OK dad.

"They're eating the dogs" didn't work, nothing will.

He's running for president

Every James Brown song ever written

If they are "taxpayer subsidized" they are not free.

Israel throwing their dog under the bus.

In semi retirement now but for the past 30 years I lived 5 miles from my place of employment. I'd put my 50 year old pickups "carbon footprint" up against an EV commuter any day.

MOVE CLOSER TO WORK.

bsky.app/profile/did:... I was bored one day.