I am now the heaviest that I've ever been. But I dressed up to go to breakfast and Sam's Club today and I got so many compliments, omg

My snoring cat is one of my very favorite sounds

Is it the pregnancy glow or did I use too much highlighter?

Try as you might, you can't force understanding on the unwilling

This

I wasn't going to nap, but the cat laid next to me. He's so cozy, I just couldn't help it

Guys, I googled him. Josef is actually way more handsome than his sticker. Seems like a nice guy 👍🏼 #lush

Dead Men Don't Rape

Antibiotics for my kidney infection, iron for anemia, celexa for anxiety and depression, baby aspirin for my advanced maternal age. So mote it be.
#mentalhealth #witchtok

It's been a long week. Flat tire. Kidney infection and stones. Cousin dying of cancer. Luckily the baby is doing well. Trying to stay strong but I just need a break from it all

saturn eating his son but it's my cat stealing my cheese

I just wanna be a pickle 🥒

I'm doing great now but I can't eat grapefruit anymore

The Internet says it is safe for my cat to sleep on my belly, but I shouldn't sleep on my stomach since I'm past 14 weeks. Now that's just not fair 😕

There are no bees on Typhon

I just think pregnant belly buttons are so cute. That is all.

I'm sorry Josef, I'm sure you're very handsome in real life, but seeing your weird cartoon face on my lush soap every time I wash was creeping me out

I'm here to talk shit and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of shit

Hit me with a sax breakdown in the middle of a bluegrass song 🎷

A man just told me that if I'm ever reincarnated that I should want to come back as his cat so I could live a most comfortable life

So crazy how you expose yourself to news from 'both sides' yet all you seem to know are the alt right talking points 👀 #iseeyou

White text appears on a red brick wall, that reads: "First they came for communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. They they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me. Pastor Martin Niemöller"

There's no hell but the one we've made

I noticed that the maintenance worker in my store seemed like an outcast, so I made sure to always smile and say hi when I see him. Now he calls me "pretty lady" and invites me into the bathroom with him

Nothing wrong with two guys professionally respecting each other

I love my niece but she uses all my shampoo and eats all my Grillo's 💔

I texted my boss to call out this morning, fell back asleep with my phone in my hand, and dreamed that she was texting me to come in anyway and that she would come pick me up 😵‍💫

My kid just told me his favorite truck is the cyber truck because "they have a weird cool shape" 😭

I hear a lot of people say that you shouldn't go to sleep mad at your partner. But I don't know, sometimes I just need a big nap to calm down and then talk about things. I don't think there's anything wrong with that either