Easter is such a gay holiday
- The pastels
- BRUNCH
- A diva gathering all his besties to reveal that one of them has betrayed him.

I can excuse everything he’s done until now but I draw the line at Trump interrupting Survivor 50.

It’s all I can think about watching this reward. “Try unlimited Applebees Shark Bowls and get ‘Pissed’ like Liz Wilcox.”

Nostalgia will sneak up on you out of nowhere and have you thinking things like “I miss The CW.”

Incorrrigible.

I’m not emotionally prepared for Jared Leto as Skeletor. Honestly, is anyone?

Needs more jet pack.

So far SNLUK feels like one of those Rick and Mortys where they watch inter-dimensional cable.

Whoa, Nicholas Brendon died.

Before yesterday you could've convinced me Taylor Frankie and Paul were the founding members of The Monkees.

If I ever have to experience the pain of losing a child… my expectation is that father should be Paul Mescal writing one of the greatest plays of all time for me so I can be seen in my grief. #Hamnet

Today’s intrusive thought: Jumanji is a series of jungle emergencies.

Opinion | The Death Penalty Is Even More Horrifying Than You Think

Many of the states that have driven the recent uptick of death penalty sentences have passed secrecy laws aimed at hiding the cruelty of this practice.

This is no coincidence — we urge the public not to look away. It's long past time to abolish the death penalty.

It means we live in a capitalist dystopia.

I have a brother that lives in Delaware and that’s all I can say about it.

Survivor 50 tonight

Love the idea of screening “Birdemic” with a mid-movie break to watch all of “An Inconvenient Truth”.

Ma’am there’s no other way to say this. I’m afraid your heights are… wuthering.

Duane Barry coded.

Rob is the type who will look you in your face and stab you in your back as you walk away. - Candiace struggling with spatial reasoning on The Traitors

I feel like we need a mandatory class that everyone has to take at different phases of their lives called “Everything Changes” where we all have the impermanence of ourselves, our culture, and what we know as ‘the way things are’ drilled into us over and over again.

There were signs.

As we all know several means seven. #survivor

Relatable. 🫂

Can we finish WW3-10 first?

I miss her regularly giving large sums of money to Survivor contestants.

Screenshot of a 2021 tweet by @topherflorence: "back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale"

Many are saying this.

Personally I find it interesting because I took cool, unique classes I like that helped make me into who I am.

“Oh good,” he said fully knowing who that is.

•Sociology of the Paranormal
•Men, Women, and Freedom (English lit seminar)
•Etruscan Art and Archaeology
•Islamic Civilization
•The South on Film