Need data of how many people turned off that EPL game at half time. Boring as shit.

Baseball commentators: That's a good catch by the shortstop, 1 out
Cricket Commentators: OH MY GOD THAT IS THE BEST CATCH YOU WILL EVER SEE, WE NEED TO WATCH THAT AGAIN AND AGAIN

Big fat burga coming here #nrlstormwarriors

Wait til he blows his knees and they try and force him into medical retirement.

I also discovered this, this morning. An incoherent conversation with a lady he kept cutting off, tried to wind up the conversation, then went on a ramble about Australia being divided.

Cause tiktok can read your thoughts if you have earbuds in - US Senators.

Something something welcome to country something something

They just keep dishing up the shittest of shit tips at Engie Stadium. For an entertainment sport they're doing it wrong #bbl14

Most of his PR is based on being a loose unit

It's 3am, the Strikers are just commencing the 20th over #bbl14

And when Foxy's not on the screen, the commentators need to ask "where's Foxy?"

I liked it better when he was beefing with Braith. Didn't need to know about his foot fetishes.

Counting down the days

Yesterday

Super rugby's version of unite/magic round

"I'd rather shit myself than let you have that ice cream"

Which is worse, super round or unite round?

Alpha'd in your own house, hate to see it

Thered be 25-30k there in Perth, they're just all hiding in the shade

Half of those acts sound like a Key and Peele skit

Rissoles suck, they got flogged in our house has a kid. Haven't touched them since.

And still hasn't fixed that snoz

Saw 5.30 Saturday at Wollongong and enthusiastically circled it on the draw

Virat Kohli? Never heard of him, is he the Raiders new hooker?

I highly rate doing stuff alone if you can't/cbf organise/ing someone to come with you.

Round 27: Dear Diary, thank christ that's over.

Mark Waugh's utter disdain for the reverse sweep is reaching Chappelli areas #ausvpak

GyG > Zambrero

I'll die on this hill.

Burritos are bigger than any person