He hit me in the face with a bouncy ball at a concert. It was awesome.

A pair of brown Birkenstock Bostons and brown pants.

If someone has a foot fetish, the Birkenstocks subreddit would be their dream. It’s just pictures of feet in sandals, asking for a “fit check” or if their pair is fake.

I am wearing my Bostons, and if you want me to show off my super ugly toes in my Birkenstocks, I ain’t giving it away for free

I knew Mark Mothersbaugh from The Sims 2 soundtrack before I got into Devo.

Everyone keeps asking how wedding planning is going.

My MOH and I are currently planning a trip to Euro Disney instead of the bachelorette that we need to deal with at some point. That’s how it’s going.

A family member’s dog passed recently. Her favourite response was when she called the City to cancel his license, they just offered condolences and said they would leave her account open for when she’s ready for another dog. No pressure, but just some hope

Adam Levine, clean shaven and in a blue shirt that is the same colour as Bill Nye’s lab coat, and his wife

Clean shaven Adam Levine looks like the Wario to Bill Nye’s Mario.

“But what about the current political situation?”
Hockey has only 3 chants. “let’s go two-syllable team let’s go”, “go one-syllable team go” and “USA! USA!”

There’s not really a lot of room for nuance.

Gonna be honest, I didn’t watch the Tampa/Habs game. But I don’t totally get the upset over the “USA” chanting?

All the teams are mixed nationalities. And this isn’t rare in games between Canadian and American teams. It’s dumb, but it’s not particularly egregious. Just don’t boo our anthem

I do not like him. I do not trust him as a politician. But as someone who has had a drink tampered with, that thankfully ended better than how it did for many others, that’s triggering, insensitive, and also just…not really correct? You can disagree with someone without resorting to this stuff

I know the Epstein files have broken people’s brains, but I am BEGGING for everyone to stop throwing things around casually or assigning things to people just because they don’t like them. Saying stuff like that a certain cdn leader has always given you “cover your drink” vibes, isn’t progressive

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

My orange oilers jersey is currently so dingy and in need of a wash, but I guess that will just have to wait until after McDavid hoists the cup in June.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Nothing reveals a person's true character like a board game that's been going on too long

a group of people are dancing in a room with the words `` spectacular ! spectacular ! '' written above them . Alt: a group of people are dancing in a room with the words `` spectacular ! spectacular ! '' written above them .

Booked half of the trip to Paris! Meeting the bestie for a few days so we sorted those days out. Did I just splurge WAY too indulgently to go to the actual Moulin Rouge?

Yes. Yes I did.

A toddler died in my city from being hit by one of these in an alley, and someone smooth-brained on Reddit commented that the solution would be “front view cameras” for the bumper.

Obviously, I’m cheering for the Oilers first, and the Habs if they don’t make it. Sorry Utah, but when it’s directly between you two, Edmonton will always win. And fuck Ottawa for as long as they have Tkachuk on the team.

I would do anything for Canada, but I won’t do that. (Meatloaf voice)

Allison, a ginger woman in all black, smiling and showing off a cross stitched korok on her lapel

Allison, the same ginger woman, smiling on stage in front of a very large pipe organ

I played two concerts of Video Game music with my wind ensemble this week and nailed my solo both times! Plus I finished my little Korok pin just in time to wear it for the second concert

Our local zoo has polar bears, but it went from a pair to just one after an accident a few years ago. A new companion has finally arrived, and it’s exciting to watch them update everyone on how they are introducing two 2m tall, half ton murder machines as if they were two house cats.

I don’t think this is unpopular. Most people just assume he was a flash in the pan, which one can be awesome temporarily. But anyone who followed him further usually agrees that he’s awesome

Also saying “we’ll go to Ontario, or even international!” Rubs me the wrong way. Foster kids aren’t good enough, the 9 other provinces aren’t good enough, these university-educated professionals who own a home in Laval. Human trafficking be damned, they want a baby!

I missed that! Ew. Also wanting a baby “by Christmas”, and making it sound like it’s tragic that only one MNA got back to them. Maybe I’m jaded from living in Alberta, but getting any response at all, even if it’s a “that won’t happen” is pretty good

A white MagSafe popsocket base with a black and gold popsocket that shows the Solar System

An iPhone screen that shows the current location of the planets in the solar system

No one will ever notice, but I got a pop socket that perfectly matches my wallpaper and I’m very excited about this. Please appreciate this.

I feel for their struggle with wanting children, but jumping straight to “repeal the ban” after not hearing back about being foster parents after only 3 months and not wanting to move feels incredibly entitled.

Good morning! Happy Friday!

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

A lyric card with a photo of Nelly that says “And all of it depends on the way you shaking your anus”

The correct answer comes from Nelly’s verse in “Lose Control” by Keri Hilson. A banger that just grinds to a halt as everyone wonders why they would choose to use that word

They need to swap out Handmaid’s Tale dresses at protests and replace them with the Blues Brothers (instruments to be members of THE BAND would also be acceptable)

A couple of tables on a brick balcony covered in numerous inches of snow while more snow falls.

Literally all the snow that was supposed to fall on the whole Rocky Mountain Range keeps dumping on Calgary. It’s never ending. We’re past the point of false springs, and now we’re just rapid-cycling winter.

Confession: I had never actually heard Da Pope speak anything but Latin, and hearing him speak English is weirdly uncomfortable.