Likely an AI headline generated from the article.

Pandering to the woke demands of the Daleks no doubt.

God Tony Knowles how much I love you #snookerpop

Wake Me Up Before You Tony Drago #snookerpop

Spoons in our house are always pronounced "Spthooooooons".

All the great bands have great drummers. RIP.

Am I alone in thinking 'Slow Horses' was rubbish?

Hello again old friend.