Can’t trust’em as far as you could throw them! Ignore them, and continue building new partnerships.

Wasn’t Anne Murray invited?

It wasn’t with SkyNet, was it?

Good analogy. I propose that “Musk” be used as a noun (crap left on a lawn by a dog who doesn’t reside at that address). “Elon” is an adjective (qualifying the crap as ‘particularly odious’). E.g. “There’s an Elon Musk near my driveway, and I’m calling Bylaw. I’ve had enough!”

Happy birthday, Sir!

Happy birthday, 🥳! Hope your day is full of treats and love!

Hopefully he’s leaving,
On a jet plane.
Don’t know when he’ll be back again. ✈️

Answer: next time voters
a) split the left wing vote and/or
b) don’t bother to vote.
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I pressed the “like” button, but no one likes this situation. There should be a “dumpster fire” button to express the sentiment: “unfortunately, you‘re correct”.
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They are just babies. The bastards didn’t need to start this war, and they certainly didn’t need to start it with a war crime.

Get out before he flushes any more democracy or human decency down the 🚽. Flush the whole 💩tty MAGA cult down instead. Start with the orange turd (but it doesn’t end there).

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Oooh, I’d like an edit button! Should be ‘professional hockey player’ and PP (not PO).

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My Prime Minister, folks! I guess he’s keeping profession hockey as an option, because PO says he is “poorly educated in economics.” I guess when you’re unelectable, you have to make up insults? Put PP in the penalty box, and let Carney keep making 🇨🇦 stronger and more independent!

Dandelions make a great salad, and flies are pests who must be kept away from the pack! Keep up the great work, Oscar!

Le mieux! Le mieux!

That seems too coherent to have been written by the orange turd. Maybe one of his puppet masters, or ChatGPT?

“If there is hope, it lies with the Proles” (Orwell 1984)

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This was frustrating! I’d seen the warnings that it was a tough one today!

Close-up photo of an open dishwasher, filled to the brim with soap suds.

I tried to use a stern tone while explaining to my teenager (who has run the dishwasher hundreds of times) that we ONLY use dishwasher detergent (not liquid Dawn) in the dishwasher. It was just too comical to keep a straight face. Didn’t I see this in “Mr Mom”, with the washing machine?

a man in shorts is shoveling snow in front of a ford Alt: Scene from Christmas Vacation: a man in shorts is emptying the sewer hose from his camper into the storm drain at the side of the road.

Not to mention, “Sh💩tter’s full!”

That head of lettuce has more neurons firing than the quack who posted this. This is what happens when Christofascists destroy public education.

If a handful of Republicans crossed the floor….

When the people in power stopped using the checks and balances, it became clear that no one was going to step in to save the day. The Declaration of Independence should be required reading for all Americans right now.

Is he the star man waiting in the sky?

My parents gave their diabetic cat insulin 2x/day by 💉 for about 5 years. He developed neuropathy in his hind legs and ended up with a plodding walk, but lived a nearly normal lifespan and he was a happy boy. Good luck!

Same here, in public education. It was a glorious day when I learned how to turn off the pop-up messages asking if I wanted Copilot to edit my documents. I tried it last night, while preparing a quick refresher on reading analogue clocks. Copilot has apparently never seen a clock face. 😬

Oh, I sure hope this is true!

That makes Buckleys look like fruit juice!