i am shocked. SHOCKED!

Number 2 is silly, as it is already named after his lover

Who is Tommy Robinson? Oh, yeah, it is the identity Stephen Yaxley-Lennon identifies as. 🤭

It’s shit.
As is selling out to Palantir.

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

If the bastard offspring of the ghosts of Leonid Brezhnev and Marie Antoinette became a politician, we don’t have to guess what that would look like.

“Centrist“
M’kay

Toxic “in Europe“

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

What the actual fuck….

Become an editor who can write clickbait headlines?

The Rutte gambit

Not as healthy as golf, but I guess it keeps him off the straits

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defe...

When ‘nudging’ becomes ‘sludging’ Are the choices we make ours alone or have we subconsciously been 'nudged' into them by clever marketing? And is this a good thing for society? We…

It is really funny that this article is beh a sludgy cookie banner
think.ing.com/articles/whe...

Gateklons’ analysis leaves no room for any further commentary from me 🙂

Whaaat?

Meta creating AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the boss Digital clone being trained on his thoughts, tone and mannerisms to help workers feel connected

The A doesn’t start for artificial
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Trump claims post depicting him as Jesus was actually him as a doctor Right-wing Christian figures and MAGA allies condemned the president’s AI-generated image as blasphemy

CENSORSHIP!!!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trump slams Pope Leo as ‘weak’ and posts picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick President Trump claimed that Pope Leo XIV was only chosen because ‘they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump’

Now he just has to dishonour his parents and he’ll have broken all Ten Commandments
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

"Researchers at Dublin City University created 10 blank smartphones registered as male teenagers, five on TikTok and five on YouTube Shorts, with no history, likes or prior searches. Within 23 minutes, all of them were being served misogynistic content they had never looked for. …

Breaking: Voters are voting in today’s vote.

#freespeech

Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent

Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent theonion.com/coachella-medical-staff-...

It turns out that the Pope IS catholic!

Protesters protesting problems procuring petrol provoke petrol penury.
www.rte.ie/news/2026/04...

With genuinely the greatest of respect a simple “we’re sorry it took this long” would have been better.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

Ffs, the people who weren’t American but died or were injured deserve to be mentioned too.