getting after it

and the gogo dancers slayed

if every crowd could be this crowd i’d quit my day job and bartend forever

one guy was telling his boyfriend to tip me 50% because i was adorable iktr

the amount of times i was called diva in one night, incredible

today one drunk gay informed me every time him and his friends went to go dance

genuinely i think i need to work on self love because the fuck why am i yearning this bad

i wish i could post all my thoughts but they are honestly pathetic

Ruto the grey cat sitting on a windowsill squinting in the sun

One day all the dust and lint collecting in the corners of my room gathered to form this perfect creature

me at the bar mirror selfie

me carrying 500 drinks

u guys want a drink or somethin

yall are the best tippers and the MOST polite bar patrons

i fucking love the gays and theys

how do i explain to my cat that this is my package of snacks that sounds exactly like his package of snacks but it’s not

a clover filled yard with some grass and dandelions

sprang

my sun sitting chair with a mexican blanket on the grass, sunglasses and a vape

my lavender in a pot

cosmo the cat in his harness (he was bad)

my hydroponic plants in their soil pots on the porch (they are upset)

i am yard rotting today

selfie of me in my car

ever since i got my car back I’ve just been hanging out in here

cheers

Bobby pin, paper clip, toes

why do i let people treat me like hot garbage????

oh my god bitch

hell yeah

bagel lox ily so bad

my depop package randomly went to guam?

To all who celebrate

me in the my hood timberline parking lot!

mountain mamaaaaaa

one of my favorite activities

i like to look

me standing on a porch wearing a dress and adorned in fur, carrying focaccia bread

overdressed for the dinner party

i have to be careful around be sweet by japanese breakfast bc one listen and its stuck in my head for the rest of time