blue is my color

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new phone, who dis?

Vascularity

185# Clean & Jerk (PR) @ 150lbs… I’ve never lifted more than my body weight above my head— until today 😭

Yeah. They need to go.

I’d like to see 🙂‍↕️

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That’s what I thought… feels kinda….unsanitary. But this place looks really nice and clean so I’m going with it lol

This lady is doing my pedicure with no gloves on. Should I be concerned, or should I take that as a compliment?

Thank you! 🙏🏾

I just paid a $400 speeding ticket for driving 85 in a 60pmh zone 🥲 & I wasn’t even mad bc I honestly had no business / reason going that fast…

Feeling Blue 💙

Trust me. I get it. My pride and ego go out the window when it’s ticket time. I’ve gotten out of a few, and the ones I had to pay never hit my record! 😅

“Omg why am I still single?”

Please stop. There are at least 6 people you gave your number to and you haven’t responded consistently.

It might be you. 😂😂💀💀

Friday someone stole my truck. This morning, I got a notification that someone tried to make a purchase on my credit card (which wasn’t in my truck - so I’m confused bc my wallet is in my possession). WTF is happening?

Finally done with Beaumont! 🙂‍↕️✌🏾

OH-KAY!
White women, White gay liberals, Latinos, and Asians—this your fight now, beloveds. We’ve sacrificed enough, literally putting our bodies on the line for progress that benefited not only us, but everyone, only for y’all to fuck it up.

Now, we’re mastering the art of detachment.

Good luck.

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I’m a 4 btw. 🙂‍↕️

There’s something about that downward curve (5) that just does it for me, and the upward and to the side (4) 😮‍💨 waterfalls 🍑💦

Oh, no.. that’s not where I was going with that. I meant that he won’t be getting any at all. Yikes.

One day I will leave my petty ways behind. Clearly, today is not that day.

If you got good box, make some noise. ☺️

Didn’t know you had it like that 😏