cowboys and cowboys only

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

Karen Bass is proposing a $124 million increase to the LAPD's operational budget. This would bring their total budget to north of $3.6 billion

The main budget book just posted: cao.lacity.gov/budget26-27/...

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

A black dog is barely within view from behind a refrigerator as she lies in the floor, staring up at camera with one very suspicious eye.

Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

Cool cool, glad that’s where all our taxes are gonna go. Love that for us. Who needs roads and bridges?

This morning in “obvious dream metaphors” — I dreamt I was going rock climbing in a very dangerous place, I had a lovely and encouraging belay person, the climb looked doable even with lil experience, but the stakes were high b/c I had not told anyone that my harness was actually meant for a dog.

There should be certain apps that your phone shouldn’t automatically relegate to the cloud if you don’t use them. Is there a way I choose certain apps to never not be on my phone?

LOS ANGELES: Please help these kitties Kit & Caboodle. Their owner passed away last week, and I've taken it upon myself to find them a loving forever home. They are GOOD BABIES. Can anyone *LA area only* adopt them? I just don't want them to end up in a kill shelter. Share, RT, ask around... thanks!

FOLKS!!!!

@naomialderman.bsky.social has bought Zombies, Run!

Yes, the old app a bunch of us used to all exercise together to and do our mini events is back in her hands!

Small thing, though. The banks apparently were empty 👀

So there's a couple of things to do to help out (mini thread)

We recently went to a mezcal bar and the very knowledgeable bartender was like “these two distillers are brothers that are in a fight” and “this one uses cow hides while this one uses clay pots” and I am HOOKED. Give me all the weird spirits with hyper detailed backstories!

I would be that rich friend that always shows up with an expensive bottle of something rare. …yeah, I mean I would buy people’s friendship.

Monogamy? In THIS economy?!

What if instead of working today I ate a whole bag of gummy candies and stared into the abyss.

Never underestimate the effect a rare steak, a glass of wine and a book can have on a weekend.

LOVE this one. The villain is unforgettable and the crime mystery meets supernatural horror vibes are perfect.

Man's Life Magazine: Weasels Ripped My Flesh, featuring a shirtless man in water throttling a weasel.

Man's Life Magazine featuring a MF couple, both with their shirts ripped open, in a jungle river being beset by giant serpents. The man is faring significantly worse than the lady but he's copping one last feel before the venom gets him.

True Men Stories: Lizards From Hell. Another de-shirted MF couple in a river, this time being attacked by little green lizards.

True Men Stories: Flying Rodents Ripped My Flesh. It's TWO shirtless men in a river! They're being scratched and bitten by vicious flying squirrels. The background is all orange. Perhaps this is hell.

MANTASY.

if you're not sure what to say when you call your reps, Celeste has a script!!

reps.fyi

Be safe everyone and good luck.

This has made me laugh until my eyes water several times today.

There are a million ways to be or look trans. There is no end point or goalpost. You aren't a storyline, there is no A to B roadmap. There are versions of yourself you haven't even met yet, an ocean of self still unexplored. It's not over until you're dead. You're not dead yet.

Slide 1: a blue graphic with an outline of the United States. Red and white text reads: Call. National Book Banning Bill Proposed in US House of Reps. Tell your rep: Vote no on H.R. 7661.

Slide 2: a blue and red graphic with white text that reads: House Republicans have introduced a bill to effectively grant the federal government decision-making power over what books make it into the library. H.R. 7661 is a national-level book banning bill that would ban any book that, according to the bill's language, "(ii) involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism." This means any book about a trans person or the trans experience would be banned from every public school in the United States.

Slide 3: a blue graphic with red and white text that reads: Call your reps. Tell them they must oppose this bill at every turn. It is egregiously unconstitutional, targets ideas based on ideological disapproval, and misleads parents and the public about the content of children's books. It does nothing to protect kids and will badly harm education. It will tie school material funding into knots and hurt anyone who is a library materials vendor, regardless of content. If you are a bookseller, librarian, or author, tell them your livelihood depends on the next generation of readers.

Hello Friends!
There is a nationwide book banning bill in US House of Representatives. If you love queer people, books, librarians, teachers, or good ole fashioned freedom of speech, please CALL your rep today.
More info in the pics, and you can read from this script: 5calls.org/issue/federa...

A Kalshi ad that says "We don't do death markets"

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

If you are freaking out and need help doing this, TELL BLUESKY. One of us will help you! DO IT!

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Gorgeous look at the #NoKings demonstration in Savannah via @savindivisible.bsky.social

That's a whole lot of Idaho Boise...

NO KINGS. March 28 2026
Standing up and being counted together.

Thank you!