I could totally ask about the $350 PS5, I'm sure it has ONE game, even if I would struggle to find a second game to play on it, but at this point I'm just so mad at this dead man that I think I shouldn't be communicating with his grieving widow.

Imagine having that kind of money where you can buy a billion cars and instead of buying like an extra awesome car you buy a fucking watch. None of the people who end up getting this kind of money should have if if they're going to use it on A WATCH.

Just sitting here staring at this list of things this widowed teacher is selling, with about seven different (not even that old!) trucks/other cars, none of which were priced higher than $7k, and other stuff like a hot tub, snowmobile, four wheeler, PS5, watch that's as expensive as cars, wtf

I legit feel like Daiso customers (except for the middle schoolers, the middle schoolers in that city are not okay in the head) are better than almost all retail customers are, but the Sunday evening people might be the same people who curse all the other stores.

AND THEN A LADY WHO BOUGHT $90 OF STUFF except she didn't buy it, her card kept declining and she for some reason decided to ask ME how she's going to pay for all of it. Good question, guess you're not if you won't call your bank. I still had to put all of it away for her, though. :(

There was also a middle school girl who tried to get me to give her cash in exchange for a Kohl's gift card. I know I'm a white girl but I doubt I look like someone who has any use for Kohl's. I would also need a more complicated scam to fall for anyway.

I understand why Saturdays start out busy but then die basically an hour before we close. Normie people are out partying and enjoying life at that point. But what is it about sunday? Don't they have work if they're dumping $200 at Daiso? And if they don't work tomorrow, why not enjoy life instead?

What is it about Sundays where the whole day is just dead but then an hour before closing suddenly EVERYONE IS SHOPPING and then two minutes before closing everyone has a cart full of stuff and ARE STILL SHOPPING. This never happens on any day other than Sunday!

Yes

Also, it's okay if you don't like my posts. I was probably making an unfunny joke when I said that one thing that felt really rude, but you don't have to reward me for the effort. I'm a grown ass woman, it's time for me to have learned how to be funny.

I used to scam myself by trying to use the dryers in my apartment complex. They never dried anything though they always took my money. But everything would be dry by the end of the day if I hung it up around my house after washing. I feel like this is some kind of skill issue. Live in a drier place.

There's something truly villainous about this expression and if I were an artist I'd absolutely use it as inspiration of some sort.

I leave to pee for one minute and this is what I come back to

This strange situation exists only because our program's Switch is occupied by a club at the time and I can trust that girl with expensive electronics far more than I can trust her with paint.

Monday will again be a day where I bring my personal Switch because I'm nice, and give an autistic girl an impossible challenge: use the switch that does not have the precise game you want to play (Smash) without once trying to add the school's wifi (school literally blocks Switches for ??? reasons)

The only part of this chain of possession I feel any guilt about is the British part.

Of course, since I mentioned vodka, I feel obligated to talk about how DON'T WORRY IT'S NOT RUSSIAN VODKA, it's vodka made in Illinois from a British company that I guess bought it from some fellow living in Ukraine who had fled there from Russia. You fools tried to boycott the wrong thing!

Particular the middle schoolers that didn't know New York is in the United States, and the middle schoolers that didn't know it's possible to die in your fifties (context was Michael Jackson for some reason). OH WAIT THAT WAS THE SAME STUDENT. But he needs to understand he'd be a better president

It could be that I drank too much vodka but suddenly I'm feeling like Trump being the president twice is the most inspiring thing ever. You can really jus tbe the dumbest man alive and still have that many people vote for you? I need to pass this on to the middle schoolers so they understand.

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested!
(Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!)
www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

Added some of my recent Ditto drawing as print pre-orders on my online shop!

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Oh right, the G-Darius HD update. It was not out for delivery today. I don't understand what distant country Amazon is ordering NA versions of this game from before they send it to me. Is it Canada? It has to be Canada. I feel like Canada Post is the only explanation for this situation.

It's nice that even though I'm ancient and refuse to even try to care about most of the same things the youngins are into, I still have kids casually ask me if I've heard of a show called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and then I'm suddenly the coolest adult they'll ever meet.

JUST GO OUTSIDE. I feel like, having no car, I should be the one being this fucking lazy, but I feel like I'm the only one who never uses these services (I hate fees and don't want to deal with any company that won't fix shit when it goes wrong, like when someone steals your Switch 2).

Marriagetoxin is actually wonderful.

the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting

I could survive without using all of those words. Except for lame. I don't think I could remove lame from my vocabulary. If that word ever becomes politically incorrect (it won't) I'll somehow wind up as the most problematic mutual for at least a couple of people out there.

And please, do put me on your/a blocklist for that take if you know the historical uses of all those words and still manage to disagree.

I assert that it is completely fine in 2026 to call people retarded as an insult as long as it's also okay to call them dumb, lame, idiotic, or moronic. And I don't hear anyone complaining when people use THOSE words.