this story just screams undisclosed relationship between the author and one of the homeless-hating neighbors.

I don’t know if this type still exists, but 20 years ago there was a kind of hipster that had given themselves over to irony so completely that it was impossible to ever know their true opinions or preferences. Every one of those guys is a Trumper now.

I’m the only good person.

I mean, the doom doesn’t just go away if you don’t scroll it.

Sesame Street accidentally made me an authentically good person because I never learned that I apparently wasn’t supposed to actually take those lessons seriously

Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Just thought maybe I should get into shape singing, then realized that’s no better than the morris dancing guys that I love to clown on

The plop thickens

Back on that nethack shit—my 30 year addiction!

Counterpoint: No.

Keep having the experience of hearing a terrible song, wondering “is this AI !??” then looking it up and finding out it’s just one of the many interchangeable country-pop sloplords

I sure spend a lot of time on Letterboxd for someone who watches like 2 movies a month

Anybody else read those old 60s-70s underground anthology comix and feel bad for all the other artists who weren’t R. Crumb because of how severely outclassed they were

Shitting on a Pittsburgh toilet is like being a dwarven king on his throne beneath the mountain

Lmfao everyone on TikTok is just going to go to xiao hong shu instead of insta out of spite

I Died Today. By, Duke Roberts — robyn arouty studios And I ate a lot of hamburgers. We had a party.

Tidying up my (very) old browser bookmarks, I came across this one from ten years ago. I ♥ U, Duke Roberts.

My consciousness could use some expandin’

You posted it?

Why not to use two axes, and what to use instead We believe that charts with two different y-axes make it hard for most people to intuitively make right statements about two data series.

This is a terrible visualization. Dual Y axes are always used to mislead. By changing the arbitrary scaling you can make the plot appear to say anything you want. blog.datawrapper.de/dualaxis/

Dog Dick Afternoon

It got heavily brigaded by cops and conservatives after george floyd and they never went away.

One of the main reasons I'm not medicated is that I actually kind of like listening to music and weeping on my commute home from work

The best thing about living in the future is that people finally shut the fuck up about Animal Collective. Like, what the hell was that, some kind of decade-long mass psychosis?

Wario is quebecois, how could I have never seen it before, it’s so obvious

EXPRESS myself??? what am i, a gland?!?

Whenever people sign off with “TYSM” I’m like yeah, me too

I just played through the iOS version and learned that recent versions changed this line! A travesty!

tfw i meet the buddha on the road

a miata parked in a parking lot with a greenish-teal paintjob and cherry blossoms painted on in the style of Arizona Iced Tea with Ginseng and Honey's packaging

what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata