#deer 🦌

i dont understand the hype about air fryers. like what am i gonna do with fried air

Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Recounting the unexpected difficulties the future president’s brief cameo brought to his film shoot, Home Alone 2: Lost In New York director Chris Columbus admitted Wednesday that he...

Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs

disco elysium screenshot YOU - "T've taken responsibility for my actions now. I'm a new man. Weighty and normal." DOLORES DEI - She doesn't know what to say. YOU - "I'm so fucking normal right now."

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Cat standoff! ⚔️

Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...

#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!

GLOCK Stallions

It's normal for big companies to have multiple divisions, LG makes refrigerators and laptops, Samsung makes phones and microwaves, Hitachi makes hard drives and "back massagers"

Glock makes guns and horse cum www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-...

yeah man

hello

Yeah!

i hate when i see something so beautiful and i want to show it to someone but i can't find the exact right person to show it to. so alll of you look at this beautiful little watercolor bird with me. thank you

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

The trajectory of social media has been on a strict line since Tumblr - stake out the absolute moral high ground so you never have to defend yourself against criticism or have to engage in self reflection

“20 eggs often my dinner”

Symbols xkcd.com/2520

Fireflies xkcd.com/2802

A user discovers Elon Musk liking questionable anime of girls captioned "if you look like this DM me ASAP" and commenting "nah likes are going private after this"

The announcement twitter will potentially let you hide liked tweets soon

A tale in two parts...

One for @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social

got any soup

This app cannot win

user JonnyBones says “what’s up everyone!!” user Zuck says “One thing that’s up is the number of world champion MMA fighters on Threads, especially now that you’re here!”

*closes Threads*

what did they mean by this

DOGGY

KITTY

catch me alt tabbing between dying twitter, cohost and bluesky i guess on an endless fucking rotation until a winner is decided despite knowing nothing is going to be what i want (2000s internet back again)

you should call them that, make it real

no

your first skeet