Trump would definitely lose every time if he tried to play the board game 'RISK'.

Lol. I read that as "David Limp salad " at first.

Another billionaire who's a fucking idiot.

$100 million in undisclosed assets seem to be a bit of a problem for a Federal Reserve Chairman nominee, but what do I know?

Have a happy Tuesday! (and read the alt text)

Why is he wearing a blank name tag on his arm?

I don't see Jared there. Is he seated at the kids table?

Hearing it certainly is.

One has to ask one's self....."Why are there so many alcoholics in this particular Administration? " Co-incidence? I think not

omg. I just laughed so loud at this that I scared my dog.

Yes, we see the rich are overtly ruling America, you smiling goon. The rampant political corruption, the massive wealth inequality, the monopolies, the billionaires. Fuck the whole lot of you bastards.

The guy's heavy dosing on the ketamine.

Fuck that shit.

Some good news for once.

The poll consists entirely of John Barron, John Baron, John Miller and David Dennison.

His tired regurgitated lines are stupid. As is he.

Into some new dangerous new territory here. Quite a giant step beyond 'hide the car keys from grandpa'.

Lol. He's nothing but a bug-eyed punchline.

"The Poodle Room in Vegas"

....and who had to sit in that chair after him?

I count 4 shirts....and one pair of pissed-on pants.

Mister Tinkle-Pants has thoughts.

Why can't he stop?

Not exactly the lobster and crab that Hegsbreath spent millions on, now is it?

Trump is such a self-centered little prick.

Mt. Oliver. Coutts Street. Caller says that there is a deer in their backyard. When asked is it aggressive or injured, caller said it's just laying down lightly eating grass and they don't like it.

This was a question I asked Pablo to ask Reps today. You got to listen to her answer because the caption doesn’t do it full justice. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

FEMA Orders Waffle House Teleportation Guy To Shut Up About Teleporting To Waffle House He's reportedly 'increasingly agitated and suspicious,' just what you want in a top disaster response guy.

FEMA Orders Waffle House Teleportation Guy To Shut Up About Teleporting To Waffle House
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Gabbard is such an irredeemably dirty POS.

What a wonderful human being.