Indeed

I’m not saying I could achieve anything remotely similar. Just that, being a Ranger doesn’t seem to make you some yoked killing machine that Hegseth seems to think it does 🤔

My team lead as a teenage ride operator at Legoland was an Army vet with a Ranger tab. He was…decidedly average

I heard some interesting tea yesterday that Hegseth asked the guys at RTB if they can just revoke every ranger tab issued since they supposedly lowered standards for women. Apparently he was shocked to learn this would affect thousands of soldiers including 75th boys.

see: my comments yesterday that Duffy is a malignant dipshit but also one of the only cabinet members who thinks he actually has to do a job

Hell yeah

Today, Virginians vote on their version of congressional redistricting, with the hopes of going from a 6D - 5R split to 10D - 1R

I believe in you 🙏

I did not!

“from pederasts to ephebophiles”

😭

Look at these large hands 🥵

I am hardwired for optimism and even I feel this way some days. Getting involved does help! But it’s not a panacea. Sometimes it’s ok to just let the feelings hit for awhile, in my opinion ❤️

Caffeine doesn’t help me stay awake, either 😅

but it does help me focus

Night shift?

As a person who frequently self-medicates with caffeine, I know this feeling

If you have a banana, eat it and chug water and you’ll feel better within 15 min

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would rather be jobless and homeless than be subjected to this

It’s funny though, so I’m going to laugh to myself for the next five minutes

I have a response to this but it’s too horny even for bluesky

I’d say it’s probably both

she also kicked my ass at tetherball. didn’t even pretend to let me win once

My best friend in 4th grade didn’t speak English, so she taught me Spanish

skill issue, Sara

I’m so sorry, no one can help them but themselves and there’s just so much incentive to be a selfish creep instead

I’ve been wondering when someone would do it!

That’s also a lie, but you people aren’t here because you actually care about Palestinians so I wouldn’t expect you to be honest

Loving your wife and being a present father is libcoded at this point. The right increasingly valorize men indulging in all their self-destructive, base impulses at all times. It’s the ideology of people in the throes of addiction.

shhhh I don’t want Wes to know there are liberal hotties in his area desperate to meet a man whose brain hasn’t been cooked on Theo Von

That’s not even fucking true you creep

This has truly made dating as a straight woman a demoralizing hellscape

I do not know how anyone does it

It’s the jerky motions and the heavy eyeliner and dim lighting for me. Nightmare fuel

It’s terrifying? I don’t think I’ve seen a single silent film that didn’t give me nightmares