OBJECTION your honor, he's picking it up slow...

permission to drop it low for the jury your honor?

not quite getting the reaction I was looking for after saying "pee is the poop of the penis" and so repeating myself again, louder

that's not very idiotmatic with the codebase, bro

kill bill vol 1 is free on youtube and i've never seen it, should i?

kinda sorta miss the chapo days when amber was still around

Whataboutism, classic

starting to think doug knew wtf was up from the jump

Alber says Swalwell is proof liberals would have voted for Harvey weinsten and Mike blips says yeah Harvey is a monster, but and then some horseshit

Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going

Really the great thing is this is something I can do on a fairly massive repo in a weekend now.

This isn't an indictment of stretchr/testify btw, I think assert and require should have been folded into the standard library a long time ago, BUT I do hate stretchr/testify/mock with a passion, and I do think that shoenig/test is quite nice.

I felt confident doing this migration because I spent the last week or so getting Codecov set up, so I know exactly what is and isn't covered. I won't be merging a PR that reduces coverage, nor will I be merging a PR that includes stretchr/testify.

trying this thing where I have Claude completely swap out stretchr/testify/mock for @matryer.bsky.social's moq and shoenig/test instead of the rest of stretchr/testify

how could we ever even fucking know?! like, are there 1,500 years of ellis island records for the british isles?!

i've got every significant figure in MAGA term-blocked on here for my own sanity, but i am morbidly curious to know how alex jones feels about trump saying he deserved to lose his fortune for lying about sandy hook

biscuits and gravy is so funny because it's America's closest culinary example to the British and everytime a brit looks at it, they reflexively gag, but then they nut when they eat it. and what are you gonna do, call it savory scones in gravy? just doesn't hit the same.

legitimately forgot somehow that Robin Williams is in it

making the kids watch FernGully at gunpoint

it is putrid

I’ve reached the phase of dieting where I’m lightening my morning coffee with fat free Greek yogurt

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”

No joke this little app would have been an 8-12 week nice to have that would have ultimately been shelved about ten months ago. Claude meant I could have it in hours. What a time to be alive.

for everything except codewriting I am basically opposed to the use of AI, but buddy, for codewriting?

Today at work was cool. We turned on my caching experiment in San Antonio, and I got to build a quick little visualization tool showing our cache rate on the map.

was certain this was a tile mosaic

My brothers and sisters in christ, >60% of these requests are wholly cacheable. Not partial cell matches, complete request matches.

We thought we'd hit something like 25%-ish cache rate for all cells, and probably see zero whole requests indicate as cacheable, because we typically deal with very big sets of completely unpredictable data.