idgaf if it's a joke being called a cop is genuinely more offensive than being called slurs

The crushing realisation that you're 19 and permanently cognitively, mentally and physically disabled and every day of the rest of your life will be a fight

every tgirl in naarm, & gracie*

When you say "Going missing would be kinda cool" I can't tell if you're suicidal or horny

time is such a fascist concept

Can do <3

Illustration of my OC Rollie

[oc]

Really hot friend sent me a thirst trap and I said "big if true" what the fuck is wrong with me

Thinking of becoming a witch and having toxic yuri with every tgirl in naarm

weasel girl

You ever offend a headmate so bad you start crying

The woke agenda is telling me what to do again. I'll show them. I'll put as much piss in my eyes as I please

No 💖

Sonic's plucky teammate Tails' real name is Miles Prower, a pun on "miles per hour". In regions that do not use the imperial system, his name was changed to "Miles Kilometres".

ugh i miss my wife :<

ACAB includes GizmoDuck

The only way I would take Markiplier seriously in a FNAF movie is if he was the lead actor I am so serious. a cameo and I'm just like "oh that's Markiplier" and the film would expect me to point and go "oh that's Markiplier" but he can actually seriously act and should actually seriously act imo

Timeline cleanse

TO MY FANS

THANK YOU FOR BEING LOYAL

AND PATIENT

I CANNOT FINISH THE REST OF DELTARUNE

BECAUSE THERE IS A BEE

IN THE SHELTER

To me, cow tools are just regular tools

You'd have to rebalance the game and add new mechanics cuz of power drain and the fact animatronics other than Foxy usually cant get you until you flip your camera up in the regular game. A new FNAF game designed for a dual screen platform would be a good idea, though

My friend gave me a really visible hickey last night and my mum saw it, asked if my neck was okay, then asked when the last time I saw my girlfriend was 😭 now needing to decide whether I want her to know I'm poly, or think I'm cheating

In the inside out universe do folks who are plural have multiple sets of emotions for different headmates or do the emotions have their own alters

"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"
Seen in NYC

I need to be so so normal about "breeds Furries"

Me: you should hit that L-Plate Driver with your car for fun

@flarebeams.bsky.social in the world's most soft-spoken voice: I don't think I should do that..

genuinely cant tell if im age-regressed cuz I'm stressed and paranoid or stressed and paranoid cuz im age-regressed

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

GOD i wish someone would say that to me holy fuck that's good flirting

new deltarune chapters so good that i'm lowkey genderfluid & nonbinary now