I attended the trial of Renea Gamble, the Alabama woman arrested for wearing a penis costume to a No Kings protest. Like the viral video of her arrest, it was both funny and enraging. New from me @theintercept.com:
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Weird how seemingly everyone in and around power has some kind of investing connection to Epstein, I'm sure it's just a coincidence
I see two schools of thought among Dems.
1. We need a new deal. Make things fair. Everyone prospers.
2. Put them motherfuckers against the wall.
I think they are compatible.
A reminder:
You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.
Why are only woman cabinet members required to step down (or get fired)? Are they running interference for Hegseth and RFK, Jr?
Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness
we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help
whats so crazy to me is the only job that chatbots could actually eliminate right now is ceo, every company could save millions today right now by replacing their ceo with a computer program that just parrots what other ceos say
Apparently, the quickest way to open the Strait of Hormuz if for Donald and his coconspirators in insider market manipulation to have just made large-volume oil futures trades.
My cat does this, too. If I don’t act immediately, he starts biting kneecaps. Yes, he is a Detroit Lions/Dan Campbell fan.
Hmph. My Jorts merch weighed slightly less than 15 lbs at his last visit and the vet said he needed to lose 3 pounds.
Its not unusual.
Trump is using the Iran conflict to manipulate the markets and tipping off his cronies each time he intends to make oil prices go up or down.
i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.
For a man who couldn't vote or be married to a white woman without changes to the Constitution, Clarence Thomas sure feels entitled to take away the Constitutional rights of everyone else.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans
what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
"Saving America through pedophilia" is a pretty accurate distillation of the GOP worldview
to summarize, this week jd vance laysplained st augustine of hippo to the augustinian pope, while the pope visited hippo
I hear you.
Pictured: a red cross worker, famously using magic to heal the sick, as all red cross doctors do.
Not pictured: A red cross.
Donald Trump was posting on Truth Social until 4:10am, including an image of himself as Jesus and multiple posts of the same article, raising alarms about Biden’s cognitive decline.
Amen, sister!
It’s good that you were there to “help.”
A app where you bid to humiliate your friends by hiring JD Vance to show up and endorse them in a CyberTruck.
What it says on the tin.
Those of us who remember the late seventies can tell you that it’s always a good sign when they start writing the numbers on the gas pump by hand.
Four women have come forward to accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual harassment. Sources say that it will take at least 5 more for the congressman to obtain Donald Trump‘s endorsement in the California gubernatorial primary.
an orange cat is snuggled into blankies like a fat little shrimp with his back feet in the air showing his pink toe beans. he has one eye slightly open
Sorry I can’t help clean up right now I’m actually super busy
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:
- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
I would read a content analysis of the way the Times. WAPO, CNN, Jake Tapper etc... covered Biden leaving Afghanistan compared to this absolute debacle of the War on Iran by Trump.
