He didn't write this.

The Liquor Cabinet

pass it along

Holy crap! He looks worse than Trump!

This should be a much bigger story.

The Trump administration is about to hand TotalEnergies, a French oil company, nearly $1 billion of your money to cancel its American offshore wind projects. And they are pulling the cash from an account they are not allowed to use this way.🧵

Now, can he sign it without it looking like a klan meeting?

We've been waiting for this project for over a year.

All merch is on The Onion Store: store.theonion.com?srsltid=AfmB...

Story: www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

The new report on FBI Director Kash Patel cites more than TWO DOZEN sources describing his leadership as a “management failure” and national security risk.

The White House and DOJ didn’t deny the allegations, but deflected.

Patel was the only one who issued a direct rebuttal.

That speaks volumes.

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Opinion | New Hungarian PM says government was funding CPAC but won’t anymore “I believe the state should never have financed them in the first place,” Péter Magyar said this week. “It was a crime.”

Not enough people are talking about this.

Hungary’s incoming PM has said that Viktor Orbán used Hungarian government funds to help finance CPAC, the flagship networking event for GOP candidates, members of Congress, and conservative media in this country.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Trump Library Saga Takes Dark Turn: Where Did Millions in Funding Go? Four huge media conglomerates forked over $63 million in “settlements” earmarked for Trump’s presidential library. Democrats are trying to track that money—and the latest developments don’t inspire co...

What happened to the combined $63 million that Paramount, Meta, X, and ABC paid to the ‘Trump Presidential Library’ fund after surrendering? It just kinda disappeared. newrepublic.com/article/2092...

And also just happen to be a major business partner of the Trump family. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Steve is in the garden. In a tree. Hiding from the postman. I really have no idea why he needs to hide from the postman, probably postal shenanigans?

according to the actuarial tables, it damn sure is

The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency The BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president.

The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency www.bbc.com/news/article...

I see SirPres in my magic mirror!

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

AIPAC says I’m not Team America. Why? Because I want to spend the $400b to make college & trade schools free and childcare $10 day. Not on the Trump/Netanyahu alliance for an illegal, immoral war in Iran.

Maybe this explains her surprise speech denying her connection to Epstein -

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Sigh. I own it. Twice.

as a cancer survivor and patient; i can’t even…….

this photo was taken friday 4/17/26 after he supposedly “dissed trump” ha ha ha so you see it’s all a show @deadlinewh.bsky.social

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

There is so much market manipulation going on in this administration.

noticing a theme

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

Unconfirmed IRGC Navy transmission:

“The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot.”

Gee…wonder who they’re talking about…?

🤣

Iran’s Parliament Speaker MB Ghalibaf accuses Trump of lying, saying he made “seven claims in one hour, all false.” He adds Iran—not the U.S.—will control the Strait of Hormuz, with ships requiring “Iranian authorization” to pass.