I'd rather get 3 likes on Bluesky than go viral on Twitter I love y'all here so much

A tale in two parts. Fucking hypocrite.

Never forget what they took from you

I love horny Yoda

What did he mean by this

The most unrealistic thing about Family Guy is that Peter lives right next door to all of his friends

Absolutely not. Any more questions?

Still need to check out the new Gorillaz

The true results of an IQ test lies in whether or not you pay for it

Multi colored remote controlled light bulbs are one of the best investments I've ever made second only to my candle collection

First game
Favorite game
Most recent game
Super Mario Sunshine

Are we going to see the Elmo assault on a new episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm or is that just something he felt the need to do

I wish my cat could talk so that he can tell me whether I snore or not

If the singer is wearing prescription sunglasses you are going to fall asleep in the pit

Bluesky is cool because none of my friends are on here and they probably never will be

I've never read a Dune book, I've never watched a Dune movie, I've been too busy Dune your dad

I still don't know what a peck of pickled peppers is

THE KNICKS TAKE THE LEAD

LET'S GO KNICKS!

What the hell does Eminem have to do with Hernan Cortes

I think the powers that be know that Modern Baseball can't return because people would be having heart attacks at 30 years old

I'm back on baby the process can be somewhat trusted now

Awesome!

Awesome!

Can you tell me if I'm still content warned? The notif is gone but I just wanna make sure. much love, thanks.

This is a test to see if I'm still content warned. If you're seeing this, drop me a howdy. Much love, thanks.

I know, I'm appealing their decision to content warn me and I have heard nothing back yet