revenge cowgirl

I'm not going to impulsively go get an Artemisia Gentileschi tattoo, instead I'm just going to make my favourite painting of her's my profile pic. Look at me practising self-restraint and shit.

a boy in a suit and tie is talking about sorting out her priorities ALT: a boy in a suit and tie is talking about sorting out her priorities

Me: I should write in the book that is supposed to be finished soon and I promised I'd add at least ten pages to before 🤠 takes over.
Actuality: I am gonna write about this irritating interaction I had with 🧷in my journal that nobody else is going to ever read instead. :D

my new psychologist has a puppy and I think more psychologists should have office puppies.

🤠's playlist that he listens to specifically while 🍃 is such a mood... Idk why I don't listen to this more.

The people banning books are never the same people who actually read books.

I just want to curl up into a ball and cry because I’m just so tired of being let down and stressed out constantly because I always have to have a contingency plan.

So tired of my bare minimum not even being met :)

SO CUTE ☺️

1:11 ✨

happy easter to everyone who had to work through religious trauma - we have risen.

🌲 🌲 🌲 | 🚘 | 🌲 🌲 🌲

Me: Did you lot need anything else from the shop other than the list you gave me?
BIL: idk what was on the list so no??
Me: *sends this pic*
BIL: that looks like a frat house shopping cart
BIL: oh add chips, salsa & queso!
Me: You’re not beating the frat house allegations by adding those my guy… 😂

Black text on white background: Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.

a tiny mouse with a crown and magic wand saying you will have the best week, go on ho, the universe is working in your favor!

your horoscope

I cannot wait to go back to eating my daily routine foods and not all this random high calorie chaos. 😮‍💨 Thank the gods I work out while eating this crap. 😂

My sister fell asleep mid sentence on me because she was so tired from today. 🤣 Honestly girl, I get it.

Is this my period or am I getting sick? Unregulated problems.

Every night I sleep with two dogs and two cats curled up with me. Honestly I feel so loved. 🥰

Wanderlust for a place that doesn’t exist. 🖤

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Maybe I just need to figure out how to filter feed…
‘Course last time I slowed down on food 🦇 forced me into an intervention because he thought I was experiencing an ED.
I love food. I just hate how it makes me feel a lot of the time. There’s a difference I think. I should talk to 👾 again…

Every time I eat I get nauseous afterwards. :) Love this chronic illness

Convincing myself an energy drink at 11pm would be a really bad idea is harder than I thought it would be 🤣 Get your shit together, Cyn. Be responsible and shit.

I’m nearly a god! Who are you? Just a dead man.

I hope 🐝 realises that she needs to actually pack her shit up. 😅 If I do it nobody will be happy except 🦇 and I. 😏

The amount of love I have for the Hazbin Hotel Season 2 soundtrack is probably bordering on unhealthy.

a woman says you 're not crazy in front of a sign that says netflix ALT: a woman says you 're not crazy in front of a sign that says netflix

THE FACT JAY HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO IS CRAZYYYYY I BELIEVE HE IS PSYCHIC 100% NOW SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU BABY

a woman is standing in a kitchen and says `` i really do need to get myself together '' . ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen and says `` i really do need to get myself together '' .

In other news, Steam says I have 40hrs in this game while my saves say I only have 28 (combined). LMAOOOOOO.

If you see me online "playing" BG3 in the middle of the day (and not midnight like normal) there is a very high chance I turned it on and forgot to actually play it because I got distracted by daytime obligations. 😭

Black text on white background reading: Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that you’re in my head? ‘Cause I know that it’s delicate.