White woman with blonde hair and glasses wrapped in a gray blanket. Only her face and shoulders are visible. Her hair is in a messy bun. The text overlay reads “What I’ve been reading lately.” The second image has 3 book covers: Evermore by Lore Olesya, Daggermouth by H.M. Wolfe, and Yeti or Knot by Cassandra Elizzabeth. Text in the lower right hand corner reads “what are you reading?”

In a bit of a reading slump, but here’s what I’ve been reading this week! An ARC of Evermore, Daggermouth, and Yeti or Knot. You know I need that paranormal monster romance dopamine hit!

Puts on HISS by Megan Thee Stallion.

Photo collage of a 32-year-old woman with background photos of stacks of books, decorated with flowers and stamps

I’ve been neglecting this app, but I want to transition out of the evil ones, so I’m going to do better to share things over here :) what have I been doing? Reading books mostly!

I’m interested! 🙋🏼‍♀️ feel free to dm me

Update: tonight he got his mom on the phone to give gf an ultimatum because she sees how awful this girl is for him 🫣🤪 fully grown adult male.

Just thinking about the guy in my condo complex who regularly walks around outside and screams at (I’m assuming) his girlfriend about how mean she is and how he doesn’t need her in his life. Just hoping/manifesting that he has a terrible night and/or falls down the stairs 🥰🫶🏻

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Post from Adam If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

Raw unvarnished truth here.

I’m TIRED

Just want it known on here as well that I think Joe Jonas is a piece of garbage

I took a buzzfeed quiz that was supposed to tell me who my fictional soulmate is, and I got Hamlet, and I honestly feel like that was the wake-up call I needed

With ALL DUE RESPECT, the Kohl’s Sephora manager who was rude to me and made me cry can fuck all the way off 😘

Mistakes are proof you are [GARBAGE CAN]

so true

Tell me you’re a Leo without telling me you’re a Leo. I’ll go first: I made my students write their favorite thing about me then made them take a blooket with questions all about me 💅🏻

I saw a thirst edit of Link from Rhett and Link a few months ago, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it

Hey siri, how do you not cry when Uncle Ben dies?

I wanna marry ghostface*

*you can’t make fun of me for this because I’m still a little high from the edible I ate after having a meltdown at work and going home 🥴

Sometimes you need to blow off work and eat a whole pot of Mac and cheese in your bed while you have a Scream marathon

Is it inappropriate to tell a student “sorry for yelling at you, I was having my period”

For legal purposes, this was a joke, and I did also eat a turkey sandwich and a cutie ✌🏻

Good morning! Today’s breakfast menu is Tylenol and diet pills with a Redbull chaser 🩷

Have you ever done anything so gross that you couldn’t look yourself in the eyes after? Because I just did one of those chamoy pickle kits, and tell me why/how a hot pickle stuffed with gushers and hot Cheetos and wrapped in a froot by the foot was so tasty???

It’s really fun being a teacher for teenagers with no sense of boundaries

Also, if you have emotional difficulties, that doesn’t give you a pass to be an asshole?? Teachers still deserve to be treated nicely?? Especially the ones advocating for your educational rights??

Yesterday was the first day of school and it sucked. The kids sucked. I was also thinking about the time I made a joke on TikTok about kids being smart asses to me and literally got so much hate. Parents, idk how to tell you this, but I’m not the reason ur kid sucks!!

Got yelled at by the principal for having a penis on my board 😭

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Maxed out my dental insurance and fixed my teeth today ✌🏻

Obsessed with all of these

Are you telling me a blue fried this sky?