Ever since I almost died in 2020 due to a colon perforation, I've not farted when not on the commode. My life is worse because of it.

Can confirm…

This guy is definitely not a Fox News viewer.

Y’all are wild

Obviously, you don't know the first thing about blockading a blockaded blockading when International Blockading is on the line, sir. BLOCKADED!

Cybertruck in Richmond VA with a vinyl wrap advertising a used car dealership with some stereotypical car-dealer guy face on it

Cybertruck in Richmond VA with a vinyl wrap advertising a used car dealership with some stereotypical car-dealer guy face on it

cybertruck owners are achieving levels of unfuckability scientists previously believed impossible

She ain't wrong.

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

Fun fact: the last “leader” to go after the Pope was Hitler. Then Trump.

I'm not a nice person. Hell, I'm not even a good person. And never once have I claimed to be. You won't make me feel shame for my shitposts. I'd like to say I respect those who disagree with me, but often they are insufferable dipshits. So, ya know, that'd be a lie.

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

Whelp, its 2026 and Iran is dropping sick beats and putting it in this orange fuck's face. I need more Americans to see this. I need it to interrupt broadcasts. I need Iran to flood the damn air waves with the sick shit we KNOW that orange pedo has done. #IranWar

ICE Enforcement Agents are Traitors.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Emperor Palpatine today declared the Empire had achieved "great success" after the explosion of the Death Star, writing on GalaticX that "the Rebels have completely been routed" and that he looked forward to "making great deals" w Mon Mothma, Skywalker and the "Truly Great People" in the outer rim

Ed Blake: This is the Alina Habba of ceasefires. We went into court for a parking ticket and left with a DUI

Sun Tzu (looking at a map of Iran, taking note of the mountains, deserts etc): sucks air through his teeth and declares “I’d leave that alone mate”

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Its fucking gross.

It CANNOT be in the US. Trump and Vance will have no issue taking care of a problem for Putin. PLEASE do not come to the US. He will not be safe here.

Could one elected official publicly acknowledge that Russia is now in full control of our fucking government?

If any country is holding any piece of the Epstein files and fail to release them now, there aiding and abetting.

If it’s not already obvious.

If I understand correctly. Donald J. Trump, the child rapist, just negotiated the United States' Surrender to the Iranian Regime he promised to remove? But ONLY after civilian and US Troop deaths? Great job, fuck face McOrange Tiddies.

I remember during this maniac's first term thinking, "If I wrote an antagonist that was so one dimensional, any editor would laugh in my face..."

Dude, it is soul crushing. Fuck this dude and every asshole associated with him.

Having been raised by a female version of Trump, a human with so much hatred inside of them that they stopped being anything BUT an avatar for hatred decades prior, I'm pretty used to the kind of behavior he exhibits daily. Its infuriating, "triggering" and depressing, but not surprising.

Our enemies aren't in Iran
They're in the EPSTEIN FILES

Yuuup

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.