Broke: The Star Wars prequels predicted this.
Woke: Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted this.

Am I forgetting one or does this make Palantir the first corporation to Sephirothpost?

I used to be able to tell my phone "navigate to Costco" and it would pull up directions. Now an AI voice tells me the address of the two nearest Costcos and advises me to use Waze or MapQuest to get there. If I open Google Maps and type Costco, I get an ad for Safeway.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Chameleon is LOTS of guys

Okay this is actually pretty fun

Yo Pragmata rules I've been staring at this screen for five minutes, GOTY, love gaming in 2026

Not everything that breaks is technically the fault of vibe coding but the kind of culture that would foster vibe coding is the kind that produces a lot of shit that breaks.

My #1 goal in life is to never do anything that would make your grandma mad at me.

There was no rain or anything beforehand so in the moment my first thought was "explosion???" after the gas leak the other day but in retrospect fuck yeah

About an hour ago Ballard had a thunder clap so loud my entire apartment shook.

Before he was explicitly Alex's mom's cousin. So Alex banged his second cousin.

An absolute crime that the Young Justice commentaries got stranded on there.

Steamed Hams is old enough that he feels conflicted because everyone younger than he is has no emotional attachment to the simpsons golden age and everyone slightly older than him can talk exclusively in simpsons quotes for hours

Back when we still went into offices and I worked at Oracle there was a guy whose desk I would always pass by going to the bathroom and every single time, without fail, he would be on a DC wiki.

I do not know what his job was.

UH OH: Game Has Jump and Interact Mapped to Same Button

Don't forget HUGHES BEING A NAZI

A profane fusion of Lady Liberty and Gundam Wing Zero Custom.

my hot take: a bunch of you are getting mad at what’s essentially the Kids Choice Awards

"Fandom deserves to be taken seriously" I actually can't think of anything more desperately in need of being taken LESS seriously.

I fully recognize 3 is a better game but I just have a giant grin on my face whenever I play 4.

4 has great set pieces and spectacle, the octo camo system is really fun to use, and it's impressive that he managed to stick a landing that DID explain most of the dangling plot threads even if some of those explanations were dumb.

The Patriots twist is also Peak MGS Nonsense.

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Saw one of the leaked clips of the new Avatar movie and Zuko is sounding positively

I still don't know what an extraction shooter is and I refuse to learn. Every clip I see looks indistinguishable from the live service Destiny-likes of the past decade. I am convinced this is a meaningless marketing term.

If you try to explain it to me I will block you, let me live in peace.

Actually kind of mad at King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle for doing Revivals Nobody Asked For and actually making them good because now we can't just write all of them off immediately.

"Hal and Lois' sixth kid was AFAB but later came out as non-binary" is actually the exact funniest way to answer that mystery from the series finale that was never meant to be answered. A+. Chef's kiss.

The post game "true" final boss gives some closure that makes it worth it imo. Plus unlocks the secret Reverie Corridor party member that is truly wild.

Spider-Man by @beetlemoses.bsky.social

Whole Cake is my fav but you're still not wrong