I mean maybe I need to dream a little bigger because right now I just think it would be childish fun to be able to give people a little jolt occasionally but alas so far it's only me getting the jolts (and the occasional late night light show!!)
F*ck around and find out. See you tomorrow, Beautiful Unwell. #TheVampireLestat
So, straw poll of people who see this post: how much static electricity would you say you generate in a day? Because I feel like I'm constantly sparking! ⚡Is this some sort of latent superpower I could somehow harness?
Perhaps, but I also ask you to ponder, how many braincells does First Mate Izzy Hands have..?
Black and white drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's taking a long drag of a big ol blunt.
He's thinkin' about how Stede stabbed him once.
I don't think I ever put this one up on here. Today seems appropriate. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
"Oh, Izzy." Stede says, suddenly quiet, no longer smug and assured. He shakes his head a little, "Izzy -"
(TBC!)
Because that's what Stede Bonnet does. Not content with luring sailors to the drowning deep like sirens have done since time immemorial, Stede Bonnet had become a sailor himself, entranced a crew and a captain and now, finally, Izzy.
"You got me." Izzy says, defeated. "I'm only human, I held out for as long as I could but you got me."
"Got you?"
Oh God, the bastard is going to make him spell it out.
"You got me." Izzy says again, gesturing between them, "With your stupid siren song."
"I don't!" And oh my god he actually doesn't. He's so idiotic that he has no idea. He's great plan has finally paid off and he hasn't even realised.
Izzy hates him (he doesn't, that's the problem)
"I didn't think they had drawn the raffle yet."
Stede looks confused, which is infuriatingly a rather winsome expression on him, the handsome furrow of his brow, the little quirk in his mouth.
"For fuck sake, Bonnet. You know what I'm talking about!"
"I made sure you didn't!" Izzy tells him and then remembers himself and says "wait, this isn't about your stupid crew quiz!"
"The stupid quiz that I won" Stede elucidates.
"Yeah and that's not all you won," Izzy grumbles.
Stede grins at him. "I did, didn't I? You know I wasn't sure I'd manage it, I'd revised for Button's fish round but I know I got some of Frenchie's superstitions the wrong way around but I won!" He beams "Fair and square as well, Ed said I was getting no special treatment for the fuckery portion!"
Izzy had realised he'd been wrong. Bonnet had won, got him like he'd got the others. Played the long game and came out on top.
"You won."
He thought he'd gotten away with it. Thought that maybe he was special, immune, thought that if you hate a bastard that much it'll never change but, watching Stede tonight, with the crew, with Ed, head thrown back and laughing, beautiful and golden in the below deck candle light -
"Come to gloat?" He asks.
"No!" Stede says very unconvincingly. "What would I have to gloat about?"
"Well, you won, didn't you?" Izzy hates to admit it, but admit it he must.
Quick Stizzy skyfic anyone? 🧵
Izzy's well deserved 'glowering across the ocean' time is interrupted by Stede Bonnet, stepping out on deck with a stupid smug smile stretching his mouth.
Izzy would like to wipe that expression off his stupid face. Maybe by kissing him, which is a problem.
A digital drawing of Shane and Ilya from Heated Rivalry. Shane is laying propped up on his elbows staring up at Ilya who is looming over him. Both of their pants are undone, Ilya is in the middle of pulling up his tank top, and Shane's t-shirt is pushed up.
Things are getting.... heated.
(I'll see myself out)
#heatedrivalry #hollanov #shanehollander #ilyarozanov
what if they are literally everything to me
#edizzy #ofmd #ofmdfanart
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
A colored art piece by im_rights. Izzy, looking quite angry, stands protectively in front of Stede and Edward, his sword pointed at a foe to the left of the canvas. Behind him, Edward holds Stede, who is passed out and has blood on his face. Edward looks distressed. The background is a red square.
🖤 i've learned to lose, you can't afford to 🖤
🎨\ @imrights.bsky.social
#izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdart #stedebonnet #edwardteach #steddyhands
I always forget to post my stuff here🧍♀️
#devilsminion #iwtvfanart
to celebrate today's live and "izzy+ed fucking like rabbits" in the earlier days, here's a patre*n gift i made for @treesofgreen.bsky.social :B
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands
Decided my goal for the next two weeks is to feed this tortoise at least one flower!
Con O’Neill as Izzy Hands in our flag means death. A speech bubble has been drawn from his mouth to a post reading: “it’s not y circus, but… I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.
Izzy in s2😌
Been handed a tortoise to look after for the next two weeks and am trying not to be judgemental about the inappropriate set up.
(Previous owner died, new owner is now sorting proper tortoise things but is going on a holiday planned before they got it, so we're having to make do with what we have)
Pov: you wake them up
(Redraw of an old piece)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #steddyhands #ourflagmeansdeath
Lady Di in a fetching teal suit with a white clutch. The hair is voluminous, the eyes saucy. She is standing in front of a man and a white fence
I love Stede Bonnet
hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys
