The dumbest thing I ever did was trick myself into believing I could be happy some day.

Live, laugh, shoot me in the head.

Me, any time something marginally gives me hope.

All cops. No exceptions. Except maybe the fluffy dog ones because they’re just doing fluffy dog stuff.

The more I sit in it, the more I hope David Koepp and Gareth Edwards NEVER get their stupid, grubby hands on another Jurassic film. If you want to run a franchise into the ground, do what they did. #JusticeForJurassic #FuckUniversalStudios

I haven’t posted here yet. I got a gig!!! Come check it out.

Ash from the evil dead in a promotional poster holding an ax and a shotgun

happy ash wednesday

I crossed the picket line to try the Orange Cream Coke Zero, and when I tell you I’ve thrown up better tasting bile. 🤢

Fuck this whole fake ass holiday.

Is it dangerous to double up on your antidepressant for a specific day? Asking for a friend.

It’s me. I’m friend.

#LiveLaughToasterBath

Just two strong, independent women.

I learned that the toothy flashlight light fish are actually the females of the species. The males are tiny little parasites that cling on to the females for reproductive purposes and then die like they’re supposed to.

I wish the physician that had diagnosed me with T1 Diabetes had spent more time preparing me for the emotional and financial damage of this disease rather than yelling at me about how a high A1c would make my dick quit working 🤡

I have this gift where I can tell who you voted for based on your use of “there,” “their,” and “they’re.”

FUCKIN CLOWN SHOES

The trailer would have been absolute perfection without this… mess. I want to trust David Koepp, but also, I wanna feed him to the buck again.

Optimistically waiting for the day my diabetes finally gets me. I’m going to spend every day of my life wishing I’d had the courage or the work ethic to become anything. Instead I’ve been wildly successful at nothing. 😒 Dreams come true. Even the nightmares.

Free drag king name: Hugh Jazz 🍑

Vanity Fair didn’t have to go THIS hard dropping their Jurassic World Rebirth article. First trailer tomorrow and I’m so happy to have something to look forward to in what feels like a consistently dark timeline. 🦖 🦕

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My favorite part of any music awards show is seeing how sincerely Taylor Swift cheers on every other winner.

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR A CASUAL LADY GAGA SINGLE DROP DURONG A MASTERCARD AD!?! WHAT!?

Chappell Roan demanding record labels treat their artists the way they deserve was incredible.

At this point? I feel like I should just hunker down and watch Cats(2019) because it won’t be the worst thing that happens this year.

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