It could have been worse, he could have called you Elizabeth Holmes

If only there was a hand held device that could connect you to the sum of all human knowledge.

Tell him you have a health and safety fetish, it gives a whole new meaning to safe sex

If he's trader, you have been denied your statutory rights. If he's a private seller who happens to be selling lots of cars, maybe it's time to contact HMRC.

Quit with those negative waves

They just need to deny that they supported the Liz Truss budget now.

I cast my vote and my daughter's proxy vote in a similar amount of time here in the UK. Yet the nation that brags about freedom makes people stand in line for hours.

He couldn't pay me to use it

Get a dash cam

I have a rule, don't let the tyres down of a woman that you fancy just so you can "come to her rescue", that's just creepy AF and it's even worse if you're married.

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Churchill thought it was a good idea

Isao Tomita - Ballet Of The Chicks In Their Shells YouTube video by Anhalter Udo

Try this for chicken/egg related stories

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What are you going to fill the remaining 179 minutes with?

I found the Thomas Covenant books a big of a slog. The Gaps series however, I found much more readable.

Helpful!

If only Miami could give Tua that much protection

Never had one

Don't have one

I have lasting power of attorney over my mum's affairs, my older brother will get the half of everything.

I'm sure Kyran Bracken's ankle agrees

Tufton Street Chambers?

What about Italy's airline Gen Italia

I wasn't sure if our wall was strong enough so I bought a stand that is more or less flush against it.

Try The Atheist Experience, Talk Heathen or The Scathing Atheist podcasts.

I've donated, fuck Elon Musk

Human emissions are worse by orders of magnitude according to the USGS

As J. P. Mcenroe would say........