Season 6 / Episode 21

"And look at this. The only books we have are ones banned by other schools."

Season 8 / Episode 6

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Dipper the corgi, brandishing his new sword, charges towards the bonelord. He dramatically leaps into the air, raises the sword, and brings it down for a mighty swing. We then zoom out to see the tiny Dipper and his little sword very ineffectively Bonk against the top of the giant bonelord's head. The bonelord holds him in his hand, looking skeptical, as dipper looks sheepish.

Oh

Made a start painting up the #battletech Aces Scouring Sands minis

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

Season 9 / Episode 5

"Can you help me get my ball down from the roof, dad?"

"Sure thing, honey.
You want me to get the cat down?"

"No, thanks."

4 panel comic Panel 1: Wile E. Coyote has finally murdered Road Runner by crushing him under a massive boulder Panel 2: Wile celebrates his long sought after victory Panel 3: Wile steps out from behind the boulder and is immediately confronted by Columbo who says “Mr. Coyote” in his typically annoying but persistent manner Panel 4: Columbo calls his name again. Panicked, Wile retreats quickly behind the boulder, but in his heart of hearts, he knows it will do no good. In about two hours he’ll be going to prison. And not cartoon prison. Human prison.

Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Groundskeeper Willie shakes his fist

"Damn Bluesky, They ruined Bluesky!"

Season 4 / Episode 16

"Homey, I'd like you to do something for me."

"You name it."

"I want you to give up beer for a month."

"You got it. No deer for a month."

Finished up more Bushido miniatures. A Blood of The Dragon theme warband.
#bushidothegame #miniaturepainting

side by side lotr meme text: Never thought i would die fighting side by side with Roman Catholic Church What about side by side with a wise guy pope from chicago Aye. I could do that.

very same

HEEEEY YOOOU GUUUUYS!

#WarhammerCommunity #warhammer #nerdlings

Season 5 / Episode 2

"Bake him away, toys."

"What did you say?"

22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

Updated leadership parameters now active. In this Transmission, review Bastion’s command protocols, Omega Sentinel’s adaptive countermeasures, and Nimrod’s high-threat suppression capabilities: all designed to neutralize mutant forces in Marvel: Crisis Protocol. https://ow.ly/J6hi50YIO4t

Painted some #battletech Mechs yesterday. The Bounty Hunter’s Marauder and then a Shogun and a Caesar in my merc company colours.

Season 5 / Episode 12

"He's a box! My boy's a box!
Damn you! A box!"

A 4 panel comic The first two panels are titled “Blocking someone on Twitter” Panel 1: Blue guy holding a door open. Red guy stands in the doorway Panel 2: Blue guy slams door on Red guy, however the door has large glass panels, so Red Guy can still keep watching Blue guy like an absolute pervert. The second two panels are titled “Blocking someone on Bluesky” Panel 3: The Blue guy is reaching down and picking up a large piece of machinery. The red guy watches him. Panel 4: The large piece of machinery is revealed to be a shoulder mounted nuclear cannon. Blue Guy uses the cannon to blast Red guy completely out of existence.

a comic about blocking

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs towards each other, looking into opposite directions. Blue looks exhausted and annoyed, while Green is frowning with angry thoughts. Green, thinking: I can't be expected to know what you're mad about unless you tell me. What could you even be mad about? If I ask your opinion and you don't tell me the truth, that's on you! Green still continues to think, but raises an eyebrow as Blue turns around to kiss his neck affectionately. Green, thinking: It's not my job to guess whether you're lying ab- Green, speaking out loud: Aren't you mad at me? Blue, suddenly not weary at all but deeply baffled, looks at Green in confusion, while Green looks just as bewildered. Blue: What on earth would I be mad at you for? Green: I have no idea!

Season 5 / Episode 6

"Lionel Hutz, A.K.A. Miguel Sanchez,
A.K.A. Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc, was paid
eight dollars for his 32 hours of babysitting.
He was glad to get it."

Season 6 / Episode 18

"Oh boy... This is going to get worse before it gets better."

Finished up Blue Marvel from #marvelcrisisprotocol

Season 5 / Episode 10

"Remember when I got caught stealing
all those watches from Sears?
Well, that's nothing, because you
have a gambling problem!
And remember when I let that escaped
lunatic in the house because he was
dressed like santa claus?
Well, you have a gambling problem!"

9 panel comic Panel 1: The view from the cockpit of a spacecraft. Two green alien hands grip the controls. A planet can be seen in front of the ship. Panel 2: One of the alien hands move to the left and presses a red button. Two laser beams fire from the ship directing into the centre of the planet below. Panel 3: The planet begins to rupture under the force of the lasers. Panel 4: The planet completely explodes. The ship and the pilot are bathed in a blood-red glow. Panels 5, 6, and 7: The alien pilot turns the ship 180 degrees so he is facing empty space and the dying planet is behind him. Panels 8 and 9: The alien presses a green button and the space craft accelerates to warp speed. A dimensional rift opens in the distance. The viewing window fills with white light.

9 panel comic Panel 1: The alien space craft is travelling through a dimensional rift and is surrounded by white light. Panel 2: The ship comes out of warp drive. Through the viewing window we now see a reddish purple planet with rings around it. The alien’s home world. Panels 3 and 4: The space craft draws nearer to the planet. Panels 5 and 6: The craft drops down through the planets atmosphere. Through the dust of the rings and past the clouds. Panels 7, 8, and 9: The planet’s surface is revealed. It is jagged and harsh with a poisonous looking lake cutting through the landscape. The ship touches down, kicking up a cloud of dust.

8 panel comic Panel 1: We look down at the alien’s body as he removes his seat belt. Panels 2 and 3: The alien gets up and makes his way towards the large circular door at the back of the ship. Panels 4 and 5: The alien releases the door mechanism. He is home. He has destroyed an entire planet and population and he will face no consequences. Or so he thinks. Unfortunately for him, the door to his ship opens to reveal… Panel 6: Lieutenant Columbo standing on the planet’s surface. The detective is looking at a small black rift hovering in the air in front of him. He addresses the alien directly and says “Sir, is this a window into an endless void?” Panel 7: Columbo takes a closer look at the rift and continues, “Mrs Columbo wants one of these things” Panel 8: Tossing up his hands in mock exasperation, he adds “I said to her, why do you wanna stare into an abyss? We gotta tv!”

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

Illustration of a sad cat 1.) I am overwhelmed (Cat in panel holding a shark plush) 2.) Therefore (Cat now has paws on their head) 3.) I will go (Cat is now heading to bed) 4.) Back to sleep... (Cat is now tucked in bed with many shark plushies)

its time to sleep 💤
#art #cats