I love putting my hair up and then having a tiny bundle of it pulling tightly at my scalp and causing sharp pain but somehow I just cannot find the exact spot
Once I do find it and loosen my hair a bit, the pain lingers for a while so I don't even know if I actually dealt with it
I was absent-mindedly running my fingers through my bush, got caught in a knot and at the same time a my leg spasmed
I thought I was on some ratatouille shit for a moment
Every wow player needs a cat or two
Just one(thousand) kissy on their forehead and your frustration melts away
Certainly 😩
😭 No because I thought "instead of doing a follower dungeon, maybe doing it with real people would go faster" and then we get a tank who hasn't even developed object permanence yet going XD XD XD while we die to lasers and gazillion fel pools
Tank pulls half the dungeon, killing everyone else but him
dps - too much pull
tank - I'm alive xd
Who is giving these barely sentient creatures keyboards
Malfurion would be the kind of dude to say "Hello everypony"
Shame isn't a sustainable self-motivator
No I don't need a fidget toy, I have asymmetrical nails that curve hella weird
Feeling deep shame when I laugh at a meme and find out later than it was actually a nazi dog whistle
Haha doo doo
The cat tree is beginning to bloom, it already grew two kitties
Spring is truly a beautiful season
Every single time wow is done updating and it gives you "World of Warcraft - now playable" I chuckle to myself like "heh.. is it though?😏" Like I'm the funniest person in the world
then I log on wow and play it for hours
I'm gonna go drink a beer and read another manhwa with the same reincarnated villainess plot I've read about 23 times
I should do a photodump of old screenshots I've taken
Is this shane dawsons cat
Local cat shocked and appalled after his owner jiggles his belly pouch but too lazy to do anything about it
Date idea: Astalor hunts me for sport
I find it hilarious that when you have to kill something for Astalor or suffer massive damage during nightmare hunts, even lvl 1 critters count
Astalor: "Kill for me, NOW!!!"
Me: *steps on one ant*
Astalor:
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
Nose no longer itchy and honestly? — that's growth ✨
mY NOSE IS ITCHY TOO AHHHHH
You ever get an itchy eye but its in the corner and somehow also on the eyeball side of your eyelid and all you can do is rub your lid against your eyeball which is smooth and slippery so it really does nothing
I'm about to go dig in there
Lucifer did a funny april fools prank
He showed me his stomach and pretended to want pets and then beat me up when I gave him pets
Took the most waist slimming shit and now if I ever wish to measure my waist again, I'm gonna need to buy a microscope 😮💨
Eepy
When people give tips on how to do winged eyeliner on hooded eyes and I check comments and someone says "just do puppy eye it's sOoao MuCh beTER!!1!"
LINDA IF I WANTED A LIMP ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION LINE NEXT TO MY EYES I WOULDN'T BE WATCHING THE CUNTIEST CUNT WING TUTORIAL NOW WOULD I
