The holy ointment

He's going to be the one to actually fix the Elden Ring in his workshop with a little JB Weld

Nick Offerman is the beardy statue you see everywhere

Johnathan Pryce? They're doing it dawg. Turtle Pope confirmed.

Thank you @flavorflav.bsky.social

Eminem News

SAM ALTMAN'S AGI ZAZA GOT ME IN THE METAVERSE SMOKIN STRAIGHT BITCOIN

Picture of Venusaur "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" (I still don't get it)

they're calling my tiny penis disgusting in your mentions dog 😂🤣

Checking in on Alex Jones with news that The Onion will take over Infowars and have hired Tim Heidecker to be Creative Director.

https://www.theonion.info/

Hot take: [redacted]

It really depends on the age of the kid, I feel like lathe would have given me a certain kind of nightmare at a certain age lmao

Earthsea

Me, working on 4/20

SolidGoldAlexKarp

business doula: keep emailing!

Thomas the Toke Engine is scolded by Coach Hatt for causing confusion and delay. Kayla the intern didnt want to post this at first because she hates weed humor but she was wrong.

Delayed and Confused (1993)

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

The kids are out here boofing synthetic weed vapes. They're calling it the "back alley puff". They're calling it "puff puff ass". They're calling it "the Cali butt lift". They're calling it "the big stinky". They're calling it "da plug". They're calling it

we drink laudanum in this web zone

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in AirWolf. He's wearing a Grey AirWolf flightsuit with lots of pockets. In his left hand he carries what looks like a cross between a hospital piss bottle and a tiny gas can that says AirWolf on it. It's full of something potable because Stringfellow Hawke feeds some to Gabrielle who was dying. She does die soon after so maybe it was actually helicopter fluids.

yo let me get a pull off that jug, Dom

Pest control by spider is for subscribers only

I messaged that YouTube account and spiders are pouring out of my phone and into my house

Incredible shit hahahah

lots of people saying these are Bush 08 numbers two years early and i actually had to go looking to see who the leftish potential candidates were back in 2006 because i legit didn't remember. Sherrod Brown and Jon Tester apparently progressive.org/latest/democ...

I think it's good to be up in everyone else's shit all the time, that's MY BUSINESS, but if anyone gets into MY BUSINESS, friend, that's no good.