Shut down the youth clubs.
Sell off the playing fields.
Put up "no ball games" signs.
Make public places hostile to teenagers.
Then:
"Young people, eh? Always indoors looking at their phones."

Dan “Brexit Day” Hannan is a complete and utter clown.

I was going to ignore this until I realised they didn't just say it they declared it.

Well I know what SQL is. Remember that hilarious bit where Elmo thought he was giving a sick burn saying “this ***** thinks the government use SQL”

“Tech Genius”

Or the brilliant interview where he could answer a question on what the Twitter tech stack was and why it was bad.

“Tech Genius”

Not mine. I’m enjoying this shit show from across the pond. I wouldn’t trust Elmo to run a bath let alone investigating waste. He demonstrated multiple times he lacks the required understanding of how all this works.

The man is a fraud (and frankly a scumbag).

Based how much government money they hoover up they certainly seem to be.

My Mackem wife is much less enthused. But she watched England give my team a kicking last night so she can’t be too disappointed.

It’s also a terrible song.

No spoilers but WOW

You totally need to checkout the alternative covers for DCC because in all of them Donut looks awesome.

Obligatory GODDAMMIT DONUT

@pizzaexpressuk.bsky.social walked into the Maidenhead branch five minutes ago and the chef has shut up shop and no one is serving. Don’t you guys like money?

Not sure what you were expecting out of an actor playing a music legend if karaoke wasn’t on your list? Ref: every music biopic ever.

FWIW I’m not a massive Dylan fan but I really liked it. To each their own and all that.

I like it.

Please elaborate.

“Played with all her heart” = “Could start a fight in an empty room” #TheTraitors

Maybe the real winner of #TheTraitors is rhe memes we made along the way?

#TheTraitors - the wrong people won.

Too right

How is Leanne STILL pissed that Alex has voted for her. What a twat. #TheTraitors

Fair. There’s been a bit too much second guessing the producers at times.

I’m a grown man I should not be as excited about this as I am #TheTraitors

It’s obvious Charlotte or Frankie have to go and here they are about to turn on Alex #TheTraitors
(And Leanne’s getting aggressive again as per usual)

That’s because Leanne goes mental at the drop of a hat! #TheTraitors

No one can know - it was just the two of them.

Pretty sure the banished person doesn’t say what they are now. Rule change.

“I am a Mummy”. Fuck Off Frankie having a womb doesn’t make you trustworthy. #TheTraitors

I think that Charlotte dresses like a toddler makes her even more terrifying. She’s like fake Welsh Chucky #TheTraitors

Not sure she’s done a Welsh accent for more than about five seconds.

Fair point.