Its better to cum in the sink than to SINK IN THE CUM.

Slaps ( partner ) on ass.

" You can fit so many— "

Gets punched.

||: Eh its a lot of things, most of them have to do with the divorce I'm going through. The rest have to do with general seasonal depression.

||: Sorry I haven't been around on here or my Vaggie account. I've been insanely depressed.

⠀
⠀⠀ ❝ A 𝖐𝖎𝖘𝖘,
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ a 𝖈𝖔𝖎𝖓,
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ a 𝖑𝖎𝖊
⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⤷ 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡɪʟʟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ? ❞⠀
⠀⠀

" Fuck yeah.
You should join us, we'll make some hard shit.

Lute probably will be covered in blood or something so it'll go hard. "

This would likely never work out when they weren't high. But it was worth living out for the time being.

He'd just lean his head forward with that big dumb grin, letting her touch or whatever with the horns. They were sensitive but he was to high to care.

" I wanna start a metal band. Probably have Lute as the vocalist, shes hot and sounds great. I'd be the guitarist, obviously. "

He'd hardly care, Adam stayed annoying and he was unapologetic about it.

" Aren't they? The piercings I did, they hurt like a bitch but they're fucking metal. You wanna touch em? "

Ah yes normal conversation.

" Right— Exactly.
You get me. "

Hes just gonna avoid diving into anymore of his feelings.

Nod nod, as if this was totally a normal very deep conversation.

" I'd let ya watch or even join with anyone I was with anyways. "

" Hey—
I support ya exploring things.

But ya know, you're hot— they're probably hot. Cant blame a guy. "

" Psh— *former* Angel. "

" I'd watch. "

" Exactly what I said.
Stick it to em, good for you. "

" Hell yeah, stick it to the man. "

wouldn't be going with them. Instead being very occupied with changing... 'hearts and minds' of the sinners that Adam had recently taken the homes of.

Infact, likely everyone at the meeting would hold him with contempt, and that? That he knew what to do with. Just like heaven.

Adam was a kindred spirit in that way. Heaven had afforded him no friends, the propritor of original sin and someone who'd been in the pearly gates so long that they'd become jaded to its joy. Bliss was boring, friendships were useless, and other angels? Tools.

Lute was an exception. But she--

" Boooooring. "

" Why?
Like, they could just eat eachother. "

The roll of the eyes was almost audible.

" Well, may as well meet my future enemies. "

Ever the pessimistic type, he wouldn't say how he really felt about Alastor... no... this man was no ally. But they had a similar lust for power.

" Settling disputes properly? Gag me with a fuckin' spoon. If a turf war breaks out the only proper way to handle it, is make the other Overlord bow. Knees in the dirt, hands shaking... and begging for the scraps. "

Adam would grumble, but he would stand up prepping himself... Ugh, more meetings.

❝ Overlords have meetings? Why? Why would I even bother going?
What do they have that I'd even want? Tsk... I'll keep expanding my way. ❞

||: So... I just got done reading Paradise Lost and that made me reread the book of Enoch, sooo.... Enjoy!

Picking at his teeth with a toothpick he'd nod along with what the other was saying.

" The very same, man in the garden, rib taken to make Eve, the best friend of the almighty himself... formally.
An' you know, father of all of humanity. Sup. "

" Ha.~ She's a bad bitch killing machine isn't she? I love that psycho.
The one individual in this fucking hell hole that I don't need a contract with to trust. "

" Take notes from early religion; All are desperate with a holy sword to there throat.
Lute is a wonderful ally to have.~ "

" Hm, but is there a limit?
Making powerful deals of course is useful, but think of humanity in our dawning years; The weakest hands had a use, even if it was to drown the beat in there blood.
Numbers are useful. "

He'd just keep sipping his half-gone beer with a hum.

" Oh, just some sinner.
She was groveling, made a deal and now she works for me.

Same shit you do I imagine. "

Adam would just shrug, he really didn't even know her name without looking at the contract.