This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.

Adding this to the meme folder

Tubi reacts to Netflix raising their prices again

“Raising my price from free to free”

Goldman Sachs reports that 300 million full-time jobs could be replaced by AI by 2030. Labor turnover is high and hiring has slowed. 71% of Americans worry that AI will cause permanent job loss. As young people about to enter the workforce for the first time, the fear of unemployment is understandable, but we cannot save ourselves with the very tool that is putting us at risk. The irony is that as Penn pours endless money and energy into AI advancement in its attempt to get ahead, the University is only quickening its own demise. AI cannot coexist with education — it can only degrade it. As technology advances and workers are replaced by machines, schools are some of the only places we have left to explore and wrestle with human thought. With our own university leading the charge, AI is now corrupting those few sacred spaces and leaving us with nowhere to engage in true scholarship. Editorials represent the majority view of members of The Daily Pennsylvanian Editorial Board who meet regularly to discuss issues relevant to the Penn community. This body is led by Editorial Board Chair Jack Lakis and is entirely separate from the newsroom. Questions or comments should be directed to letters@thedp.com.

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it.

From the Penn student paper:
www.thedp.com/article/2026...

an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt” panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there” panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets” panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it

A thumb brace has let me play games pain-free for the first time in years Finally, I have achieved my fitness goals. My thumbs grow buffer by the day.

these super low profile thumb braces are the reason i can play video games again and i did a lot of searching to find them. no provider recommended them to me for video games! none of them really knew what to do about gaming. i don't want to gatekeep!
www.mothership.blog/a-thumb-brac...

In my opinion it’s unethical to use generative AI to resurrect dead actors. The only ethical use is to recreate actors who are alive but annoying to be around

i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about

Ally Sheedy's 'makeover' in The Breakfast Club with the text DLSS 5 OFF and DLSS 5 ON.

I don't think it's a coincidence that this got announced within months of twitter letting grok remove people's clothes and otherwise sexualize them. tech companies have become enamored with the idea of users personalizing everything, heedless of original intent or potential harm

But my favorite pictures from Venice is not cats but this combination that I think of as “missed connections.”

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

in eric larson’s “in the garden of beasts” he discusses how when hitler was chancellor, people were reporting their neighbors to the gestapo so frequently for the most minor of inconveniences that *hitler* had to tell people to knock it off.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Credit: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, center, winner of an alpine ski, men's giant slalom race, jumps in celebration on the podium flanked by second placed Switzerland's Marco Odermatt, left, and third placed Switzerland's Loic Meillard, at the 2026 Winter Olympics.(AP)

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

(me, menacingly): you've read your last free article

The amount of second hand embarrassment I feel for every single person doing that chat gpt picture of themselves based on what it knows about their jobs is IMMENSE

Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive

Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive theonion.com/nothing-ever-good-enough...

Tips For Using AI Offset your water footprint by not bathing for 72 hours after each use.

Tips For Using AI https://theonion.com/tips-for-using-ai/

Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun

Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun theonion.com/explanation-of-board-gam...

Tubi is the best streaming service, and nothing else comes close

There’s nothing really connecting all three narratively. You can absolutely watch them out of order

One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on

Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives!

Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives! theonion.com/happy-monday-everyone-lo...

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.

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