Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.
For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.
We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
Real stupid news day, eh?
You ever play the card game War as a kid, but the 2-card beats the Ace? It’s a fun variation.
This is what posting does to modern billionaires. They have an unbeatable advantage that makes it impossible to lose, except this *one little thing* that may well end up being their undoing.
Father announced an increase to the parish's security measures during Mass today. Still wrapping my head around how we got here.
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
You may also find there are federal dollars available for security. Useful to know that these come with strings attached, including having to comply with/affirmatively help ICE and DHR. Many Jewish congregations are now struggling w how to disentangle from them. Anyway. Solidarity.
I’m so sorry. If there is a synagogue near you, you might find some useful information and definitely (or at least I hope) moral support.
I have never avoided eye contact with anyone so studiously IN MY LIFE
He is apparently a cop and is now reporting her hat-snatch to The Authorities
I think she thought it was a MAGA hat however it was not. Wrong red, actually.
in which a guy maybe pushed the woman sitting next to him. Then she GRABBED THE HAT OFF HIS HEAD
Shit went down as I was getting off the plane in DCA
OOOOH A FRACAS
Now the Odyssey is my procrastination reading and it is very good!
Mostly reading those bc I assigned myself to read War and Peace, and it is a slowass read so those were my procrastination reading
I am discovering this belatedly having read all the feminist reimaginings of these stories I could find, starting with Circe and ending with A Thousand Ships
It turns out that The Odyssey is very good reading
Bulls..t! Alabamians need to ask themselves if they want a governor who wants to end social security? Tuberville makes a fortune playing the stock market on inside Senate information but clearly doesn’t have a clue how Alabama seniors worked hard…
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
The Godfather or Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Watching My Cousin Vinny w live commentary from a lawyer who prosecuted murders in Montgomery
It’s exceptionally obvious this is coming and the time to pick a side was yesterday
*said not heard, I have heard it but never felt the urge before this hilarious defection
I’ve been pretty unhappy with what seemed like covert attempts to make Israel the primary issue in American politics, but there’s nothing covert about this at all
Honestly reassuring, anyway enjoy your DreamTots
“These” … I’m sorry. What is plural? This is a real question, I have lived 90 mins from you for 16 years but I would call pulled pork “this” and I am v interested in regional grammar…?
