waiting for DECAdes!!!

who

(and hear me out here)

gives a FUCK about the economy when there’s flatout Nazis destroying our country

😭😭😭

“scathing” words. you did it. everything’s fixed now

@hillyg.bsky.social important follow

2025 goal is to use this GIF as much as possible and I’m only telling you

am this bot? 🤖

also I forgot to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Li’l Hits is the goodest boi

Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

I’m literally scaling those shelves to help

they are sooooooo delish!!!

Biden held strong for a whole week before doing what we knew he’d do perfect no notes 🙄

thank you very much!! I’ll message them today 😃

central Illinois 😃

ooooo thank you!! 😊

I’m a poorie so this is the best N95 mask I’ve found 🤷🏼‍♀️

we’re mask twins guuuuurl

every time I’m in Atlantic City I eat 2 pretzels a day 🤪

Mr. @pftompkins.bsky.social sir, I’m going to Varietopia in Chicago and SO EXCITED!!

do you happen to do a Meet & Greet after the show? I’d love to shower you with praise!!

bluecheck’s time to shine

2024 Troy’s main goal is to be taught how to dougie

Simon has major blep

I know it doesn’t help now but I’ll send something on payday next week!!

HELP THIS CAT!!!

tbf those WERE “gnarly donuts”

normalise not knowing what the fuck is going on at any given time

Block and move on. Block and move on. Block on a whim, Block weird replies. We are not here to "win" the internet, we are here to read cool posts from experts and artists we would never ordinarily be able to interact with, and occasionally promote our own cool stuff to like-minded weirdos.

whoa whoa whoa let’s talk this over